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Subject: Best ways to pick up chicks( note: these are supposed to be funny)

Post stupid ideas to pick up girls... that you have or haven't used.

  • 01.23.2005 8:48 PM PDT
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heh well heres a few lines iver heard over the years:

-Am I in heaven because you look like an angel.
-What are you doing covering yourself in those rags let me help you take them off

and so on...

  • 01.23.2005 8:51 PM PDT
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Swing them over your shoulder. I don't know any other (non-violent) way of picking them up.

  • 01.23.2005 9:01 PM PDT

Can i have frys with that shake?

  • 01.23.2005 9:09 PM PDT
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just say "lets skip the bad lines and crap and jump straight to the part were i start screw things up" works slightly well.

[Edited on 1/23/2005 9:29:42 PM]

  • 01.23.2005 9:28 PM PDT
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yu-gi-oh cards are a major chick magnet, same for star trek memorabilia
also, refer to sig

  • 01.23.2005 10:14 PM PDT
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any man can pick up any chick, by just acting like you dont want them,

  • 01.23.2005 10:23 PM PDT
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cursed invisiposts!

  • 01.23.2005 10:31 PM PDT
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thats so true, its hard to act that way though if you really want them

  • 01.23.2005 11:13 PM PDT
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How to pick up chicks? After seeing your girlfriend, I'd use a crane.

  • 01.24.2005 2:09 AM PDT
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-hey, nice legs, when do they open?
-ive just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

  • 01.24.2005 4:15 AM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Everyone knows you need a tank to pic up chicks.

  • 01.24.2005 4:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Fleas
How to pick up chicks? After seeing your girlfriend, I'd use a crane.


Fat chicks need love to....




BUT THEY MUST PAY!!!

  • 01.24.2005 4:37 AM PDT
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- Are your parents retarded because you are really special

  • 01.24.2005 5:27 AM PDT
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With a boobie trap ofcourse. What were you guys thinking? Amatures!

  • 01.24.2005 5:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
With a boobie trap ofcourse. What were you guys thinking? Amatures!


LMAO!!!

(that stand for: Llamas Mostly Attack Orangutans, if you didn't know)

  • 01.24.2005 6:12 AM PDT
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Hold your baby sibling. It works really good.Chicks always fall for babies.

  • 01.24.2005 7:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: ScarletandGrey
Hold your baby sibling. It works really good.Chicks always fall for babies.


making women trip over infants is neither good for the chic nor the baby idd have to advise you against it.

  • 01.24.2005 7:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
Posted by: ScarletandGrey
Hold your baby sibling. It works really good.Chicks always fall for babies.


making women trip over infants is neither good for the chic nor the baby idd have to advise you against it.


I'm a teenager and fat so i'm going to use any advantage i get.

  • 01.24.2005 7:47 AM PDT
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Just dump a huge pile of cash on them. And if you ain't rich use monopoly money. Chicks fall for babies, but they fall for money faster...

  • 01.24.2005 7:49 AM PDT
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Making them fall is not exactly picking them up now is it?

  • 01.24.2005 7:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
Making them fall is not exactly picking them up now is it?


Allright how about when a 30-40 year old man hits on your 16 year old friend.You can be a person they can talk to and stand up for them.

  • 01.24.2005 8:00 AM PDT
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sure. Or if its a football jock hiting on your easy drunk friend you can brake his nose. O wait did that already but didnt want the chic.

  • 01.24.2005 8:06 AM PDT
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Best way: easy, throw on your bungie t-shirt, carrie around your copies of halo/halo 2, constently quote Red vs. Blue, and the most important thing: never ever tell the truth...chicks dig liars.

  • 01.24.2005 8:09 AM PDT

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