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Subject: Best ways to pick up chicks( note: these are supposed to be funny)
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Posted by: Stan Darsh
Best way: easy, throw on your bungie t-shirt, carrie around your copies of halo/halo 2, constently quote Red vs. Blue, and the most important thing: never ever tell the truth...chicks dig liars.


This kid is a PIMP. You get all the sexy chicks dont you. Oh wait did you take that seriously? I hope not.

  • 01.24.2005 8:11 AM PDT
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The best line is....."If i said your body was hot would you hold it against me."

  • 01.24.2005 8:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: ScarletandGrey
Posted by: Kendoboy
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Hold your baby sibling. It works really good.Chicks always fall for babies.


making women trip over infants is neither good for the chic nor the baby idd have to advise you against it.


I'm a teenager and fat so i'm going to use any advantage i get.


a fat teenager holding his little brother isn't going to make me melt... try humor.. I love funny guys!

  • 01.24.2005 8:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lego Saving Diva
Posted by: ScarletandGrey
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Hold your baby sibling. It works really good.Chicks always fall for babies.


making women trip over infants is neither good for the chic nor the baby idd have to advise you against it.


I'm a teenager and fat so i'm going to use any advantage i get.


a fat teenager holding his little brother isn't going to make me melt... try humor.. I love funny guys!


Your the Lego type a gal eh?

  • 01.24.2005 8:19 AM PDT
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Kendo- haha no... I'm the kick your butt in halo type of girl.. I got my GT from a song by Fine China, called "labor saving device" which for the longest time I thought he was saying ... lego saving diva... so I thought it would be an original gamertag.

Fine China= and awesome indie rock/synth band.. look them up.

  • 01.24.2005 8:24 AM PDT
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Ok add me to your budy list we'll see how you do. Ill be on at around 1 Eastern.

  • 01.24.2005 8:26 AM PDT
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haha this should be fun.. I'll be on 3:30 eastern.. I'm at work now. but I'll def add you.

  • 01.24.2005 8:30 AM PDT
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Ill see you then. Im kendoboy. Just like in my SN

  • 01.24.2005 8:31 AM PDT
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haha I know.. I already saw your stats.. ;)

  • 01.24.2005 8:32 AM PDT
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Nice shoes lets -blam!-

  • 01.24.2005 8:33 AM PDT
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You must be A thief because you just stole my heart.

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Posted by: Lego Saving Diva
haha I know.. I already saw your stats.. ;)


Checking out the next victam?

  • 01.24.2005 8:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
Posted by: Lego Saving Diva
haha I know.. I already saw your stats.. ;)


Checking out the next victam?


haha I guess you could say that.. I hate taking up this forum with off topic convo's.. although it's a good example of how NOT to pick up chicks... ;)

  • 01.24.2005 8:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lego Saving Diva
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Posted by: Lego Saving Diva
haha I know.. I already saw your stats.. ;)


Checking out the next victam?


haha I guess you could say that.. I hate taking up this forum with off topic convo's.. although it's a good example of how NOT to pick up chicks... ;)


are you implying something?

  • 01.24.2005 8:41 AM PDT
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If you love birds are done can we get back to the thread topic.

  • 01.24.2005 8:44 AM PDT
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when did it ever go off topic?

  • 01.24.2005 8:46 AM PDT
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about 10 posts ago.

  • 01.24.2005 8:48 AM PDT
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Heh prove it.

  • 01.24.2005 8:49 AM PDT
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not at all! haha I'll see you online...

[Edited on 1/24/2005 8:50:57 AM]

  • 01.24.2005 8:50 AM PDT
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acually he's 13.

  • 01.24.2005 8:50 AM PDT
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I dont think so. Want me to grab a birth certifacte for you?

Last time i checked im 12 I mean 17.

  • 01.24.2005 8:51 AM PDT
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You know im just kidding by the way im 16. You at school right now to, eh.

  • 01.24.2005 8:52 AM PDT
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I'm 19... and it's nice to know you two are getting lots of work done haha

  • 01.24.2005 8:53 AM PDT
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Is this your day off or something Diva or do you not have a job yet? Damit now im going off topic.

  • 01.24.2005 8:55 AM PDT
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Its a snow day. woot!

  • 01.24.2005 8:56 AM PDT

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