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Subject: Best ways to pick up chicks( note: these are supposed to be funny)
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how much snow you get.

  • 01.24.2005 8:57 AM PDT
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2Ft. damn i was sore yesterday after cleaning it all.

  • 01.24.2005 8:58 AM PDT
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thas not to bad we got 4 feet here and if you check the weather site for canada you will see how much nova scotia just got you'll pisss your pants.

  • 01.24.2005 9:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: Covenent_Titan
Is this your day off or something Diva or do you not have a job yet? Damit now im going off topic.


haha I'll answer all these question and much more.. dammit I'm starting my own flood thread.. called "meet your diva" we can talk in there I feel bad.

  • 01.24.2005 9:02 AM PDT
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y not talk here.

  • 01.24.2005 9:03 AM PDT
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Heh. This is amusing.

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you can say that again. Seriously say it.

  • 01.24.2005 9:05 AM PDT
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Shouldnt you be geting back to school work?

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The only way to pick up chicks is to talk to them be their friend. Get to know them Respect them see if they like you if they do go for it.If all else fails then use these quotes.Do your feet hurt beacuse you have been runnin through my mind all day. Or did it hurt nad shell ask did what hurt then you say did it hurt whan you fell from heaven. Or ask her if she is from tennase if she ask y tell her beacuse your the only ten i see. i have plenty of them if anybody wants some tell me. Also some good advice stay away from fat chicks.

  • 01.24.2005 9:07 AM PDT
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Nah im in a newspaper class which meanes i spend a 5th oth my time writing articles and the rest here.

  • 01.24.2005 9:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Keeno Vera
The only way to pick up chicks is to talk to them be their friend. Get to know them Respect them see if they like you if they do go for it.If all else fails then use these quotes.Do your feet hurt beacuse you have been runnin through my mind all day. Or did it hurt nad shell ask did what hurt then you say did it hurt whan you fell from heaven. Or ask her if she is from tennase if she ask y tell her beacuse your the only ten i see. i have plenty of them if anybody wants some tell me. Also some good advice stay away from fat chicks.


Someone watches way too much TV. You need a new bed time.

  • 01.24.2005 9:08 AM PDT
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Also some good advice stay away from fat chicks.

whats wrong with fat chicks. In the words of quagmire fat chicks need love to but they have to pay.

  • 01.24.2005 9:09 AM PDT
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g2g

  • 01.24.2005 9:11 AM PDT
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A good way to pick up chicks is with your arms or other lifting device. Or, if you are referring to commencing a relationship with a girl to whom you are attracted, you should just announce that you have five dollars. You could also go door-to-door, with a sign that says "Will work for sex". Better yet, there's also a song that has lots of excellent pickup lines that are guaranteed to work right here.

[Edited on 1/24/2005 12:07:51 PM]

  • 01.24.2005 11:46 AM PDT
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pick up lines suck............period

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Posted by: Lego Saving Diva
Kendo- haha no... I'm the kick your butt in halo type of girl.. I got my GT from a song by Fine China, called "labor saving device" which for the longest time I thought he was saying ... lego saving diva... so I thought it would be an original gamertag.

Fine China= and awesome indie rock/synth band.. look them up.
cant beat me.heheh

  • 01.24.2005 12:47 PM PDT
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Gentlemen, remember one thing and one thing only when dealing with females.

Chicks dig amor plating.

And for multiple chick-pick-upage:

Scorpion MBT. You could get like three or four with that thing.

[Edited on 1/24/2005 1:23:25 PM]

  • 01.24.2005 1:22 PM PDT

''A mari usque ad mare''

Posted by: CRASH and BURN
pick up lines suck............period


I agree 100% with this guy. Theres no magic way to get a girl, just try to get closer to her, and things will go on naturally... it works for me...

  • 01.24.2005 1:44 PM PDT
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what about just asking her out

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Posted by: elite_killerX
Posted by: CRASH and BURN
pick up lines suck............period


I agree 100% with this guy. Theres no magic way to get a girl, just try to get closer to her, and things will go on naturally... it works for me...


Read the title of this thread, including the part in parentheses.

  • 01.24.2005 2:38 PM PDT
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ok ask her why she isn't going out with you to begin with

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couple a pick up lines
-Are you a hobo, cuz i want to poke you with my stick!
-They call me Moses, i like to part the Red Sea with my staff.
-The Direct Approach: "Sex. Now."

  • 01.25.2005 4:27 PM PDT

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