- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Captain K Mart
They were all eaten by gnomes. Gnomes have to eat too, you know.
I will begin my utterly ruthless campaign against the Gnome Menace. I require one trillion sticks, and seven bottles of Gnome-Away. I also require soldiers that are man enough to wet themselves in front of the enemy, laugh like a maniac, then poke them repeatedly in the belly with the sticks.
Who shall fight?