- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
[color=white] Alright, I got one. At customs in New York a new boatload of immigrants has just arrived from Sweden., you hear a man taking everyones personal information "Step up, Next" A little man named Olie Olson gets up to him. The man asks Olie "Weight?" "127 pounds" "Height?" 5' 9" , and where are you going in America? Olie replys that he is going to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to go live with his cousin Sven. "Alright, welcome to America, step up, NEXT!" A HUGE lady walks up. The customs guy asks the same questions to her as she did Olie. "Name?" Mrs. Olie Olson "Now where are you going to live in America?" She says she is going to Milwaukee to live with Olie and Sven. Weight?" 250 pounds "Height?" 6' 3" the customs guy says to her "Good god lady, your big enough to play for the Green Bay Packers", to which she replies "I only play with Olie's Packer."[/color]
[Edited on 1/25/2005 1:28:26 PM]