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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

Posted by: Texas Ben
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its spelled roar

  • 01.25.2005 2:15 PM PDT
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Dear _____________,

[my name] wants to take this opportunity to extend his sincere appreciation and thanks. He would like you to know that he sees every _____________ as a special, unique individual deserving the utmost respect and politeness. He would also like to inform you that your personal interest in him is flattering and has been duly noted. However, we are truly sorry to say that [my name] is currently in a relationship with another person and does not actively have any openings for another intimate partner at this time.

If you are still interested in becoming involved with [my name] please reply with a résumé. Include a personal photograph, measurements, future goals, interests and any past recommendations you see fitting or appropriate. If you respond promptly you may be placed in a waiting line at position ______. We thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Public Relations Representative

  • 01.25.2005 2:16 PM PDT
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I always search google for "Binary translator" and click "I'm feeling lucky." That's a good one, if it's not the one you were thinking of.

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Posted by: Casey
Crap...I forgot the website for the binary digit translator? What was it?

Here's one.

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Dear _____________,

[my name] wants to take this opportunity to extend his sincere appreciation and thanks. He would like you to know that he sees every _____________ as a special, unique individual deserving the utmost respect and politeness. He would also like to inform you that your personal interest in him is flattering and has been duly noted. However, we are truly sorry to say that [my name] is currently in a relationship with another person and does not actively have any openings for another intimate partner at this time.

If you are still interested in becoming involved with [my name] please reply with a résumé. Include a personal photograph, measurements, future goals, interests and any past recommendations you see fitting or appropriate. If you respond promptly you may be placed in a waiting line at position ______. We thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Public Relations Representative


or how about

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  • 01.25.2005 2:21 PM PDT
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And how long did that take to type up?!

  • 01.25.2005 2:34 PM PDT
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Just go up to her and grap her in inapropreate places. Tell her that her friends told you that she was into it.

  • 01.25.2005 2:49 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Just tell her you roxxorz her boxxorz. Chicks dig it.

  • 01.25.2005 3:36 PM PDT
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or, find out who she is, and propose to her.

  • 01.25.2005 4:07 PM PDT
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Send her a letter back with your top 30 s******** positions and ask her to circle the one she wants to try first.

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Posted by: Laney Mk 4
And how long did that take to type up?!


i didn't type it

  • 01.25.2005 4:23 PM PDT
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You should throw things at her.

  • 01.25.2005 4:26 PM PDT
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Send her to me...I need a friend :(

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Also, with the PR letter, send her a form to fill out such as

Threesome preference. (check appropriate answer) Yes____ No___
Have you read the Karma Sutra? Yes___ No___


Also ask random questions like

If forced to go without something, which would you choose?
A. Showering
B. Brushing your teeth
C. Food


and

Do you install your toilet paper Squirrel Style or Waterfall style?

It'd be even funnier if she sends it back filled out.

  • 01.25.2005 5:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
Also, with the PR letter, send her a form to fill out such as

Threesome preference. (check appropriate answer) Yes____ No___
Have you read the Karma Sutra? Yes___ No___


Also ask random questions like

If forced to go without something, which would you choose?
A. Showering
B. Brushing your teeth
C. Food


and

Do you install your toilet paper Squirrel Style or Waterfall style?

It'd be even funnier if she sends it back filled out.


Now that would be just cruel.

  • 01.25.2005 5:44 PM PDT
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Oh, that isnt the point?

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[Edited on 1/25/2005 5:48:05 PM]

  • 01.25.2005 5:46 PM PDT
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send her a mail bomb or if you know where she lives put a decapitated bird in her mailbox.

[Edited on 1/25/2005 6:10:36 PM]

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Ask if she would be willing to put on a suit of MJOLNIR and let you call her "chief".

  • 01.25.2005 6:02 PM PDT
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Or, show her this forum thread.

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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Ask her if she digs paedophyles

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Dont listen to these other people,send her the headless bird man!!!!

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You are the crulest person I have ever had the misfortune to meet. I hope you die in animl pheasies. You absolutly sicken me to the core. I dont even belive this. How can anyone like you. You seem like such an ass. A funny ass but an ass none of the less. Which should make women look at you as a level above nothing obseravable.

  • 01.25.2005 6:23 PM PDT

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