- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
" 'Nay, nay, the drunken white man is not a viable obstacle in a military siege scenario, it simply isn't prudent.' Who's laughing now, red team? Ha, I say! Ha Ha! As I ride this bloated hunk of flesh to greenish victory, know that my genius is your doom and that my combination of a three hundred pounder and a six pack shall forever more be marked on all calendars as THE glorious day of drunken liberty for greenies everywhere!"