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While working hard to finish halo2 A Bungie employee had found himself in the "Halo Zone"

  • 01.15.2005 7:21 PM PDT
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Take that you drunken Canadian!

  • 01.15.2005 8:18 PM PDT
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That looks like something I do. In the game, though.

Green Spartan: Yeah! You like that! Eat it!

Red Spartan: *sigh* -blam!- -blam!-cs...

  • 01.16.2005 4:22 AM PDT
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General Red: Red Team, stay close, and avoid enemy fire.....wait a second, what the -F- is this?
Private Red: Umm, I don't know sir, a prisoner of war perhaps?
General Red: He looks passed out, someone salvage his body.
Private Red: Sir, -cough-, he's emitting gases from his rectal area, -cough-, my suit is breached, -cough-
General Red: PRIVATE, HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!!
Private Red: I.....can't.....breathe.......(dies)
General Red: NOOOOOO, those bastard blues used chemical warfare against my teammates....General Blue, I shall have your head!!!!!!

  • 01.16.2005 8:48 PM PDT

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"Why oh why did I take the BLUE pill?!"

  • 01.18.2005 1:39 PM PDT

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Why you never hear from anyone who took the red pill.......

  • 01.18.2005 1:43 PM PDT
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Green MC farting on the guy lying down...dead.

  • 01.19.2005 1:26 PM PDT
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As little Timmy slept he dreamed of himself with a toy assalte rifle and an XXXl Master Chief armor.

  • 01.19.2005 6:46 PM PDT
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Stripped, tagged, and BAGGED!

  • 01.21.2005 2:29 PM PDT
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YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F$*#& OUT MAN!

_Originally from the movie friday.

  • 01.21.2005 3:48 PM PDT

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-Only a Canadian would play Halo 2 without his armour.

-It takes four armoured Spartans to kill one unarmoured Canadian........

-Screenshot from Bungie's game with EGM......notice this Bungie player forgot their armour.....

-Animators worst nightmare.......

  • 01.21.2005 3:51 PM PDT
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Green:This rock feels good when i sit on it
RED:Dude that a guy!
Red guy getting shot: And I thought i was wierd

  • 01.21.2005 9:12 PM PDT
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Leaked screenshot of "Halo 3: Spartan's Rising,", showing the new, shinier Master Chief Armor. Screenshot confirms rumors of a new human vehicle, the "Llama."

  • 01.22.2005 9:00 AM PDT
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YAY.....hey finnaly made a new halo minigame..................."RED cheif ,GREEN cheif"...XD

  • 01.22.2005 8:02 PM PDT
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Red Cheif : My Goodness! you have given birth to a lovely baby.... Umm... middle aged fat guy?
Red Guy in background : "Does this suit make my ass look fat?"

  • 01.23.2005 8:09 PM PDT
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thats one messed up pic

  • 01.25.2005 7:39 AM PDT

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-The above is what happens when a Halo 2 animator falls asleep on the job



Teacher: "Ok class, what is wrong with this picture?"
Student: "The green guy is wearing fake armour?"
Teacher: "No, thats Frankie, he doesn't know its fake, anyone else think they know?"
Another Student: "theres a llama in the picture?"
Teacher: "Exactly!"
Student: "I woulda sworn that was Shiska in that armour...."

  • 01.25.2005 8:48 AM PDT
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um i like it like that green workin his back i dont no how to act plz shoot me plz shoot me

  • 01.25.2005 7:51 PM PDT
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...and with that suggestive act, along with total ownage, corpse humping became an official stat.

  • 01.25.2005 7:57 PM PDT

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^^^^ that one wins, totally

  • 01.25.2005 8:01 PM PDT
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is it me...or has mc put on a bit of weight?

  • 01.27.2005 10:19 PM PDT
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Red MC to Green MC: Where did u get that armor?
Green MC: off this guy down here
Red MC: its a little big isn't it?
Green MC: ya i guess so--
Guy on floor wakes up: --Hey gimme back my armor!
Green MC: its mine now!
Green MC kills guy on floor with melee attack
Red MC w/ needler runs by
Red MC w/ needler: OHH! whats that smell
Green MC: i think its this guys feet...I hope
Red MC w/ needler passes out
Red MC: we better get outta here

  • 01.28.2005 4:18 PM PDT
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typical soldiers, alwsays thinking about one thing

  • 01.30.2005 6:24 AM PDT
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just thought of another one

guys on floor:
"thank god im not in a hog, you can just see the road signs, 'humping 1 mile'"

  • 01.30.2005 6:26 AM PDT
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Are the fish biting?

  • 01.30.2005 12:56 PM PDT