- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
General Red: Red Team, stay close, and avoid enemy fire.....wait a second, what the -F- is this?
Private Red: Umm, I don't know sir, a prisoner of war perhaps?
General Red: He looks passed out, someone salvage his body.
Private Red: Sir, -cough-, he's emitting gases from his rectal area, -cough-, my suit is breached, -cough-
General Red: PRIVATE, HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!!
Private Red: I.....can't.....breathe.......(dies)
General Red: NOOOOOO, those bastard blues used chemical warfare against my teammates....General Blue, I shall have your head!!!!!!