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Master Chief: Check it out Red! I found a Bum!Red: Shut Up John, I'm Busy.
You all should be ashamed with yourselves... This AN'T PG 13!!!!On second thought: That looks bent!
STD's kill people too.Bet he can't stick it.I don't know if anyone have said the first one, but let's see if my previous caption will be good.
Couldn't edit, so...."Say hello to my little friend."
Stupid non-editing.....nessMaster Chief now holds his gun in the 'erect' position when corpse-humping.
Ok.....thats just plain freaky
4Base Avalanch MELTDOWNbattle is only a prayer............Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!Chapter Founders Bungie's Group SupportMob of Angry Peasants
Surgon General Warrning:HAL0 2 WILL LEAD TO ENDLESS HOURS IN FRONT OF TV ASORBING YOUR PHYSICAL FORM WHICH MAY RESULT IN TIREDNESS, OBESITY, FATIGUE OR EVEN DEATH.
this is why there will only be elites and spartans in muiltiplayer.
Red Chief: Dude! why did you kill the dohnut salesman, whats he ever done to you apart from supply you with delicios circular sugar coated treats.
You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones
cortona must be jealous,orguy laying on ground thinking to himself: I always thought the 117 meant something else.orwho's your daddy, yeah thats right, speak my name biatch.
Green Chief: "I hate escort missions"
Master Chief, having just discovered his new MJOLNIR has no Port-A-Crap, takes the role of an astronaut, for those few, but seemingly endless seconds, to the horror of Bent.
The nearby radio station suddenly gets this recording:"Crikey! This looks like one of those Machine-men! Oy, they look dangerous...but still mighty wild. We're coming up behind one of em' now, and BOY are they fast. Alright, this green one will have to do. I wonder what--Crikey they are shiny--happens when I poke one and OH CRIKEY *crack*"
Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I have 2.--blam!-!!!-BUKAKI!!!
Someone set up us the bombon XBL i'm Gangsta Assasin
red guy to green guy: dude, lay off the space-twinkies.
the MC crew and bent were beggining to realise that the bean-burrito lunch was a bad idea and was causing a chain reaction
no no no no you can't be in halo 2 thats way too good resolution for this version, you'll just have to wait witht the rest of the chiefs over there.
For all of you who saw Chronicles of Riddick:"You keep what you kill," (even if it what you kill is an hairy-legged, aging white dude with a killer goat/stache, who eats too many donuts and is waiting for a good cadaver hump). SuperFliousYour Daddy
yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.Officium quod Fidelitas.
The punishment for not wearing shoes to work.
-Green to Red: Hah! MY gun is white! Look what it did to this unarmed office worker!-----And suddenly, Fred realized that this was probably a very bad time for a victory celebration.
Tripping MC: "How many times have I told you not to corpse hump in the middle of a battle!"
Red M.C.- Is it dead man?Green M.C.- I can't really tell from this angle, sorryRed M.C. in corner- IT DOESN'T MATTER JUST GET IT THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY !!!!
Orgy on the battlefield!
Hey man, watch where you're sticking that gu.n.
Introducing the newest member of the Village People.... THE GREEN SPARTAN!!!