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Master Chief: Check it out Red! I found a Bum!

Red: Shut Up John, I'm Busy.

  • 06.19.2004 10:58 PM PDT
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You all should be ashamed with yourselves... This AN'T PG 13!!!!

On second thought: That looks bent!

  • 06.19.2004 11:11 PM PDT
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STD's kill people too.

Bet he can't stick it.

I don't know if anyone have said the first one, but let's see if my previous caption will be good.

  • 06.19.2004 11:35 PM PDT
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Couldn't edit, so....

"Say hello to my little friend."

  • 06.19.2004 11:41 PM PDT
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Stupid non-editing.....ness

Master Chief now holds his gun in the 'erect' position when corpse-humping.

  • 06.19.2004 11:45 PM PDT
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Ok.....thats just plain freaky

  • 06.20.2004 4:53 AM PDT

4Base Avalanch MELTDOWN
battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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Mob of Angry Peasants

Surgon General Warrning:
HAL0 2 WILL LEAD TO ENDLESS HOURS IN FRONT OF TV ASORBING YOUR PHYSICAL FORM WHICH MAY RESULT IN TIREDNESS, OBESITY, FATIGUE OR EVEN DEATH.

  • 06.20.2004 6:23 AM PDT
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this is why there will only be elites and spartans in muiltiplayer.

  • 06.20.2004 8:32 AM PDT
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Red Chief: Dude! why did you kill the dohnut salesman, whats he ever done to you apart from supply you with delicios circular sugar coated treats.

  • 06.20.2004 9:06 AM PDT
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You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones

cortona must be jealous,

or

guy laying on ground thinking to himself: I always thought the 117 meant something else.

or

who's your daddy, yeah thats right, speak my name biatch.

  • 06.20.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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Green Chief: "I hate escort missions"

  • 06.20.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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Master Chief, having just discovered his new MJOLNIR has no Port-A-Crap, takes the role of an astronaut, for those few, but seemingly endless seconds, to the horror of Bent.

  • 06.20.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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The nearby radio station suddenly gets this recording:

"Crikey! This looks like one of those Machine-men! Oy, they look dangerous...but still mighty wild. We're coming up behind one of em' now, and BOY are they fast. Alright, this green one will have to do. I wonder what--Crikey they are shiny--happens when I poke one and OH CRIKEY *crack*"

  • 06.20.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I have 2.

--blam!-!!!

-BUKAKI!!!

  • 06.20.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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Someone set up us the bomb
on XBL i'm Gangsta Assasin

red guy to green guy: dude, lay off the space-twinkies.

  • 06.20.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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the MC crew and bent were beggining to realise that the bean-burrito lunch was a bad idea and was causing a chain reaction

  • 06.20.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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no no no no you can't be in halo 2 thats way too good resolution for this version, you'll just have to wait witht the rest of the chiefs over there.

  • 06.20.2004 6:55 PM PDT
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For all of you who saw Chronicles of Riddick:

"You keep what you kill," (even if it what you kill is an hairy-legged, aging white dude with a killer goat/stache, who eats too many donuts and is waiting for a good cadaver hump).

SuperFlious
Your Daddy

  • 06.20.2004 7:27 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

The punishment for not wearing shoes to work.

  • 06.20.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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-Green to Red: Hah! MY gun is white! Look what it did to this unarmed office worker!

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-And suddenly, Fred realized that this was probably a very bad time for a victory celebration.

  • 06.21.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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Tripping MC: "How many times have I told you not to corpse hump in the middle of a battle!"

  • 06.21.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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Red M.C.- Is it dead man?
Green M.C.- I can't really tell from this angle, sorry
Red M.C. in corner- IT DOESN'T MATTER JUST GET IT THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY !!!!

  • 06.21.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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Orgy on the battlefield!

  • 06.21.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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Hey man, watch where you're sticking that gu.n.

  • 06.21.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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Introducing the newest member of the Village People.... THE GREEN SPARTAN!!!

  • 06.21.2004 7:21 PM PDT