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Narrator: "After 9 months of being constipated and a night of binge drinking of prune juice, Master Chief was finally able to squeeze it out."
MC: Oh god, I feel so much better!
Joe the Red: What the hell did you eat?
MC: I dont know, whatever it was hurt coming out though.
Joe the Red: HEY GUYS, STOP THE FIGHTING AND COME CHECK THIS OUT!
Others: What the hell?
Peter the Blue: Dude, that is nasty.
MC: I know.
Random Yellow: poke it, see if its alive!
Narrator: "So after deciding on who was going to poke the nasty thing, Horrace the Rookie on the Green team was picked."
Horrace: Why me? *pokes*
Narrator: "To much of their surprise, the ugly thing rises."
Ugly Thing: Hi, I'm Frankie. Are you my daddy?
Everyone: RUN AWAY!