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Subject: Caption 7: bent llama pwned!

"maybe, if i get under this guy........they wont see me......"

  • 03.02.2005 3:53 PM PDT
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In an effort to keep the game interesting while waiting for DLC, gamers invent the new gametype "Orgy Fiesta"...

  • 03.02.2005 5:11 PM PDT
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"And that's how Frankie lost his virginity"

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"He took the red pill, but it didn't help much."

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"Watch out for the green ones. They hump."

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"The first ever combined virtual reality-FPS-X rated game for the next generation X-box, coming soon!"

  • 03.02.2005 5:56 PM PDT
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"After attempting to traverl forwards in time, he realized that he probably should have invested heavily in a way to get back."

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"The Angel watched from the tower, and then realized God gave humans a really long time to shape up."

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"He drew the short straw"

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"The new ragdoll physics look so REAL!"

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"This is EXACTLY why games should stop trying to look realistic."

  • 03.02.2005 6:03 PM PDT
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man, green master chief must have to go to the bathroom bad to pop a squat right there!

  • 03.03.2005 1:17 PM PDT
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Fu(k that fu(king bentllama! He deserves to be fu(king shot by a n!gger!

  • 03.03.2005 3:50 PM PDT
Subject: What the F***
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How does nobody notice that the game is Red vs Blue only!!!!
Who the hell is this Green moron, and why is he ruining everything?
It can all be stopped if we give in to it's commands.
Sorry dude.

  • 03.03.2005 4:28 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 7: bent llama pwned!
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Red spartan with needler: Ahh jeeze, buddy, take that outside!
Green spartan: We are outside!
Red spartan with needler: Ok than, just... take it away from me...
Red spartan with battle rifle: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP? I'm trying to kill that guy over there!
*shoots* *a pained, surprised groan*
Green spartan: YOU PWNED HIM!!!111!!!ONE!!! Do i get to-
All the other spartans: NO!!!!

  • 03.05.2005 9:58 PM PDT
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jeez, try and play a coupla hellish duels to the death, and theres a another god dammed fat drunk caught sleepin in the map, someone get him out of here, i aint touchin'it!

  • 03.06.2005 10:22 AM PDT
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Bent: [sees spartans coming] shoot!! Wait, maybe if play dead they won't know!

*Later*

Green Spartan: aww this seat is too squirmy. Whoever bought this couch must be on drugs or something. Oh well, this is the next best thing to a bed here. *Yawn* [streches out on Bent]

  • 03.06.2005 2:02 PM PDT
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I think it is time for a new pic to caption bungie...

  • 03.07.2005 1:42 PM PDT
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Hey Bent i thought we were playing zombies, whos on the blue team!?

  • 03.07.2005 4:32 PM PDT
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Why does he get a black gun and I get this cheap old white gun. Make another one now!

  • 03.07.2005 5:11 PM PDT
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What happens when master chief finds out his boy friends asleep

  • 03.08.2005 12:41 PM PDT

Kero 'Zenuree
Officer aboard the Reverence-class cruiser Intangible
Dn'end Legion

Red guy with BR: Hey! You can't park that thing here!

  • 03.09.2005 12:26 PM PDT
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Thats pretty good i always do that i hump the dead bodys ppl think ima freak LOL

  • 03.09.2005 12:28 PM PDT
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Attack of the........ well BENT i guess!!

or

Red Dude With Needler: Fat Bugger move yer feet

or my person favourite.........(drum roll)

"When the Irish and Canadians made Halo"

  • 03.09.2005 3:53 PM PDT
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK HOW FAT THE GUY IN THE MC SUIT IS!!!!! IT LOOKS SO FUNNY! Lol, and for that BIG GUN thing I have one thing to say: "It's big for those who thirst for more" LMAO

  • 03.09.2005 6:49 PM PDT
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Red guy: "Whoah when that guy said team change I didn't know he meant it metaphorically"

  • 03.10.2005 12:49 PM PDT
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That was weird, lol!

  • 03.11.2005 2:06 PM PDT
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When Frankie has too much time on his hands.

  • 03.13.2005 10:30 AM PDT
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whoa the graphics are so realistic

  • 03.13.2005 11:23 AM PDT
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Is that the french version?

  • 03.13.2005 12:48 PM PDT
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I told him a virtual reality adapter wasn't a good idea!

  • 03.13.2005 1:47 PM PDT
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1. Bent being brutally killed by Green Teams unique melee attack....
2. Proof that Green Team had the worst score of all in this game.
3. Green Chief: Hehehe... The battle isn't the only thing he's gonna have lost when I get done with him!
4. And Bent wins the award for ugliest vehicle in a Halo 2 match!
5. Bent: Maybe if I play dead I can survi...... I FOR ONE CHOOSE DEATH!!!
6. Well, it can get kinda lonely in theat Mark VI suit.......
7. Green Chief: Well, even though I'm outnumbered, I can still score!

  • 03.13.2005 3:52 PM PDT