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As the rest of the Red Team started running away, one idiot didn't realise what happened. Performing the ritual after death humping manuver on the now dead co-creator of his very own universe, the Mountain Dew machine in the Bunige Towers began its own post death ritual. Locking onto Bent Llama's position, it began to attempt a transfusion of it's own life into it's former, quarter dumping buddy. Private Red, not knowing of his error, humped away while the Beam of Dew slammed into his body. The Power of the Dew infused into his body, literally changing his armor from the beautiful red, into demon green. Heat from the beam turned his battle rifle white hot, buring his gloves black. Near the same time the soul of the Holy Llama rose upward, seeking to find refuge in the place where only lag cheaters go. Thawarted, by the awesome Power of the Beam of Dew, the soul of the Holy Llama became mere feedback in torrents Dewishness Justice. A battle arose in the body of the now green soldier. Circuits failed and were overwritten. The Dew had found an answer. In this corpse of this now decaying green soldier, the Dew infused the very essence of the Holy Llama and the great knowledge his soul carried within. An unbeatable weapon of mass distruction was formed. The Dew ,an anger that knew of no bounds, reinforced the body and created a new mind. Thus, the Master Chief, was born.
[Edited on 4/15/2005]