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I got a new one
*Advertisement for the new MJOLNIR Mark VII armour*
"The new Mark VII armour comes packed with all sorts of features, such as the world's first anti--blam!- probing mechanism, great for getting brutes, elites and the odd spartan off your back in times of crisis."
"Best of all, its invisible, and an active camouflage makes you look like a drunken moron any time of the day.The covanent will never suspect you again!"
Or plain and simple:
New MJOLNIR Mark VII armour disguises you as drunken moron and comes with anti-alien probing mechanism
"If God is love, you can call me cupid"
Bent Llama + a gallon beer = A new definition to corpse humping
"If God is love, you can call me Cupid"
[Edited on 6/27/2005]