- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Explanation: you see... heres what happened relating to that picture.. which was a screen shot from a helmet cam on the green guy.
Well bent earlier that day woke and said, "wow i want pizza" so he goes to the shop and they said "im sorry were all out of cheese" so bents like "omgzorz" and so he went to the thrift shop to find this so called "cheese". well the lady told him that he had to travel across the misty mountains, help frodo take the ring to mordor, fight off the convenent and reach a land called... "lawk-owe-te" whatever that was.. ok so then bent took a nap. he woke up feeling like crap, he stumbled over misty mountains.. and carried frodo up to mordor... hungrily (thinking bout that cheese) he threw the ring in, and left frodo to die, ok sawks for frodo now.. so here we are, in mordor, he made a flight on a boeing 747 from "Mordor United Airlines". when his flight arrived a tall greenish slender but mighty guy was standing there with his name on a sign that read "bent". he soon found out his name was link.. well it just so happens link opened up a limo business after he slaughtered ganandorf, and killed the boy and the mask. Well.. it was now 27 hundred o' minutes and he was running late. They finally reached britney spears concert.. and there he got totally wasted. Well that was a fun night but he was still hung over.. well he stumbled a bit, threw up.. stumbled some more and after knocking over 3 whole entire people!, he found a sign taht said "lockout- 26 miles" so he walked this 26 miles, in hope to find his cheese.. that was all he could think about. Well he reached lockout, but i have to say the staircase killed him.. so he decided to take a nap in the middle of the map. There, with his half drunkness, and irritability, and weakness.. the two teams said, "aight mate, lets play this game on this turf mate" but they argued because it wasnt the map turf.. well thye agreed it was lockout and played, right then.. they tripped over him.. and the red guy passed out from the smell...
the end
-twice-