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Green Chief- "Even if you kill me, good luck trying to carry this flag back to your base."

  • 11.01.2005 5:22 PM PDT

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Hellooo cortana...now a real man is wearing this helmet instead of a fat guy.

  • 11.05.2005 3:10 PM PDT
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green guy: this is what happens when you eat at mcdonnald's (continues humping)
fat guy: ahhhhhhhhhh the pain!

  • 11.06.2005 3:17 PM PDT
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red guy with BR "how come you get a white battle rifle and I get a crappy gray one its not fair"
green guy looks at his rifle then back to the red guy and says "HAHA I got a horse to"
behind the red chief a gold spartan says" I have gained power bow before me you puny mort-" gets shot and rolls over and dies

[Edited on 11/23/2005]

  • 11.06.2005 5:25 PM PDT
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interesting

  • 11.06.2005 6:06 PM PDT
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Anybody else have a SQUIRTGUN TO SELL?!?!?!

[Edited on 11/6/2005]

  • 11.06.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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HaHa i killed you! now dance upon your body!! He he who who he he

  • 11.09.2005 12:31 PM PDT
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- TIME OUT!!! INTERFERENCE!!!!

- who put that there..?

- Greeny is finally coming out of the closet!

- Find a room!

-QUICK! toilet?! or man with goatee?!

  • 11.09.2005 2:17 PM PDT
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Explanation: you see... heres what happened relating to that picture.. which was a screen shot from a helmet cam on the green guy.

Well bent earlier that day woke and said, "wow i want pizza" so he goes to the shop and they said "im sorry were all out of cheese" so bents like "omgzorz" and so he went to the thrift shop to find this so called "cheese". well the lady told him that he had to travel across the misty mountains, help frodo take the ring to mordor, fight off the convenent and reach a land called... "lawk-owe-te" whatever that was.. ok so then bent took a nap. he woke up feeling like crap, he stumbled over misty mountains.. and carried frodo up to mordor... hungrily (thinking bout that cheese) he threw the ring in, and left frodo to die, ok sawks for frodo now.. so here we are, in mordor, he made a flight on a boeing 747 from "Mordor United Airlines". when his flight arrived a tall greenish slender but mighty guy was standing there with his name on a sign that read "bent". he soon found out his name was link.. well it just so happens link opened up a limo business after he slaughtered ganandorf, and killed the boy and the mask. Well.. it was now 27 hundred o' minutes and he was running late. They finally reached britney spears concert.. and there he got totally wasted. Well that was a fun night but he was still hung over.. well he stumbled a bit, threw up.. stumbled some more and after knocking over 3 whole entire people!, he found a sign taht said "lockout- 26 miles" so he walked this 26 miles, in hope to find his cheese.. that was all he could think about. Well he reached lockout, but i have to say the staircase killed him.. so he decided to take a nap in the middle of the map. There, with his half drunkness, and irritability, and weakness.. the two teams said, "aight mate, lets play this game on this turf mate" but they argued because it wasnt the map turf.. well thye agreed it was lockout and played, right then.. they tripped over him.. and the red guy passed out from the smell...

the end

-twice-

  • 11.09.2005 7:06 PM PDT
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  • 11.10.2005 1:20 PM PDT
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Well its better than bein raped by one of the flood...thats for sure

  • 11.10.2005 7:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
It wasn't a bullet that killed the Needler-brandishing Master Chief


It was the smell of his feets!!!!

  • 11.12.2005 2:08 PM PDT
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HELP!!!!! I'm being violated.....

  • 11.13.2005 6:51 PM PDT
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I can see a future t.v. show about this: "When Leapfrog Goes Bad!" hosted by Arnorld Schwarzenneger.
Yes.

  • 11.13.2005 8:22 PM PDT
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The hat makes very nice toilet paper and the shirt is a good towel

  • 11.15.2005 3:54 PM PDT

"You know what happens when you leave someone hanging for too long? They fall."

*Click* Psshhhhhhhh

Why can't we post pics?

Like this: This Bunny!

  • 11.16.2005 5:31 AM PDT

4Base Avalanch MELTDOWN
battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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Mob of Angry Peasants

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You know this thread only needs 9 (8 after this post) replies to make 1,000. And no winner yet?

  • 11.19.2005 6:25 AM PDT
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Johnny continued to do it to make himself look cool to his team, but he knew that a heart attack had killed the man, for even the Sniper Rifle bullet could not penetrate his bulk.

  • 11.19.2005 11:26 AM PDT
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Green Chief: " Is this a flood or what?"
Red Chief with battle rifle: " I didn't know the flood was on multiplayer!"
Red Chief with needler: " Or is i-" *trips*

  • 11.22.2005 4:20 PM PDT

4Base Avalanch MELTDOWN
battle is only a prayer.....
.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
Chapter Founders Bungie's Group Support
Mob of Angry Peasants

This is what happens when you don't wear your armour.

and if you look in the background you see what happens when you use dual needlers.

5 more till 1,000

[Edited on 11/23/2005]

  • 11.23.2005 11:05 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 7: bent llama pwned?????

bent llama pwned? I think it's "bent helemaal pwned" that means "you are totally owned" in Dutch.

  • 11.24.2005 12:34 AM PDT
Subject: Caption 7: bent llama pwned!
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Thats what he gets for being fat.

[Edited on 11/25/2005]

  • 11.25.2005 3:19 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 7: bent llama pwned?????
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He probably picked up a needler. Thats what he gets. Everyone knows that a needler is only there for its looks. Never meant to harm ppl.

  • 11.25.2005 3:20 PM PDT
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Why is Master Chief riding that fat guy like a pony??

  • 11.25.2005 3:21 PM PDT