- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Blue guy: I'm telling you, there's a green Spartan corpse-humping a bent person!
Other blue guy: Look, an hour ago I asked you to hand me the Rocket Launcher but instead you have been babbling on about a green Spartan corpse-humping a bent person. Will you please shut up and hand me the Rocket Launcher.
Blue guy: Why don't you look to where I'm pointing?
Other blue guy: Fine.
*looks at green Spartan*
Oh yeah.
Blue guy: I told you didn't I?
Other blue guy: Shall we kill them?
Blue guy: The Red guys aren't shooting at them.
Other blue guy: Yeah, because they're too busy shooting at us!
Blue guy: Don't kill them.
Other blue guy: Why not?
Blue guy: Cos they're defenceless.
Other blue guy: Oh, come on, shoot him in the head.
Blue guy: Oh shoot your own head. Do us all a favor.
Other blue guy. Look, let's just kill them then go home and have tea and biscuits, alright?
Blue guy: But the Red-
Other blue guy: Shut up! We kill them both then get outta here. Hand me that BR.
*looks at the two to see them dead*
Other blue guy: The Red guys killed them. The buggers!
Blue guy: Shall we still have tea and biscuits?
Other blue guy: Yes.