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[color=green] THE BIG BOOK OF MODS [/color]
Yesterday in a post I basically covered a new sport called "mod hunting."
There are 3 main types of mod for your sporting pleasure. Some need to be captured or others fished or caught with a net. Here are the types currently in season:
1. The Red Eyed Shishka: It is considered rare by most and is farely dangerous when approached. They are extremely fast to pounce on the unare "spammer" It will prey on the unwary and tends to attack without warning. It is attracted by loud noise, flamers, Spam and Peanut Butter. They hunt alone and can be heard by thier distinct call: "THIS IS LOCKED"
2. The Silver Headed Green Eyed Stosh: It is also rare but more commonly sited. It is quicka and very agile and needs to be caught with a net. Considered dangerous but not deadly they tend to stick in packs and hunt in groups. But due to thier genetics they are easily distracted and can be suduced with a female mating call: "Help, Im naked and I have a pizza"
3. The Green Headed Red Caped Yoozel: The most elegant of the mods, it is considered the big catch. EXTREMELY RARE AND DANGEROUS, this monkey type mod tends to use its hand to pry guns from the hunter, shoot it and then corpse hump it. Use Extreme caution. When Hunting for this, travel in pairs of 2 or more, and bring lots of ribs. That is their fav. food. Use wit and cunning to capture it.
RULES No MOD may be killed. they must captured alive and then released after 20 minutes of gawking. They also must be fed, watered and taken for walks.
FAQ
Q. My mod is unhappy, what should I do?
A. Well, you should let it go, so it may run free with the other mods in the herd.
Q. My mod wont eat its "Mods and Bits", what do I do?
A. Well depending on what you caught, you must feed it its fav. food. Refer to the manual pg. 6
Q.My mod doesnt play well with other animals.
A. Maybe your mod has a mean spirited personality. They should be friendly with other species. If agression continues, release it into the wild.
Q. What happens after I catch a mod?
A. You should build a habitat for it. Somehting they would like. I recomend puttig in a TV, lots of beer and maybe the odd poster of a naked female celberity. I.e. Anna Kournikova
Q. When is it time to release it?
A. You can keep it for only 1 year. Any more and you will be fined. Please see manual pg. 9
Q Is This sport FDA approved?
A. Next Question Please.
Q. Is there a penalty for an accidental kill?
A. Well, accidents happen. You must bury the mod and then hold a "Sorry I killed you" banquet. Oh and ALWAYS bring a cold 6.
HUNTING RULES AND REGULATIONS
You may hunt with the following:
Shotgun, Rifle, Explosives of any kind, Tranquilizer (recommended) or any blunt object available (frying pan or wooden 2x4 recommended)
You must hunt fairly, give the animal a chance to fight back. If you die your next of kin will be notified. So get out there and find your prize. But please fight fair; fight fun!
HAPPY HUNTING!!!
[Edited on 6/17/2004 11:54:46 AM]