- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
for the love of god do not go and play in sodomies -blam!- little league
u wanna know how he came to own a league? ill tell you
once upon a time there was a website running several leagues called clanwars.cc. one of these leagues was a halopc league called klanwars. sodomist managed to get himself banned permanently. in response he started to ddos (distributed denial of service, effectively sends a -blam!- load of packets at the target, taking them offline) clanwars.cc. in an attempt to get unbanned however KW-1 chose not to unban him (the only respectable decision he ever made) and said he was not gonna let him have his way. Then a league called HPT also on clanwars.cc came along and bit by bit people moved to this new league while klanwars went down bit by bit, helped along by sod persistently ddosing everything in site.
so now klanwars is gone and has been replaced by another -blam!- little league, but the story doesn't end there! oh no! you see -blam!- managed to get himself a position as admin in this league. thats right someone who has a history of directly ddosing was given a position as admin where he could see peoples ip, but hey it was better than the league getting ddosed. for a while the league went along smoothly and it all functioned...barely. behind the scenes admins were complaining about sodomies friends getting unbanned early and suchalike but the league still ran (i was an admin at this so i know). The one day pat(the owner of clanwars.cc) decided that he wanted to be sponsored by EA Sports. For this he wanted hits, hits his site was never gonna get so he went to someone that he apparently despised...sod. in return for ddosing clanwars.cc (each packet means a hit!) he would give hpt to sod. And there you have it, a league more corrupt than china.
I hope you enjoyed this weeks lesson on HaloPC and always remember "INTERNETZ IZ SERIUZ BIZNIZ"
[Edited on 04.02.2008 1:42 PM PDT]