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[color=lime]You know what would be sweet is if you shoot a part of grunts armor/suit in Halo 2 and his methane strap would fly off and either A. become a running bomb or B. would suffocate and fall over in a cool bungie way[/color]

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[Edited on 6/17/2004 2:12:09 PM]

  • 06.17.2004 2:11 PM PDT

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That would be cool. But, it might bite your kneecaps off!

  • 06.17.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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Jesus that grunt is scarey, they're supposed to be harmless little cowaring aliens that don't want to fight, not the goddamn predator!

  • 06.17.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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my fart would kill him

  • 06.17.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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[color=gold] haha. this thread spawned in my head after reading about gunts forced to breath fart fumes in another thread haha [/color]

  • 06.17.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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Wouldn't work; the methane content in farts would be too low.

  • 06.17.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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I bet if a grunt was suffocating and he knew your fart had methane in it he would try anyways

  • 06.17.2004 2:53 PM PDT
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i luv this post.

  • 06.17.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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first eat beans and have a burreto then fart maybe then it will be strong enough

  • 06.17.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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Those thing might sound like gollum suffocating and jump on your face biting at you.*Leave the mask on*Then after your helmet is destroyed and face gnarled he would just fall off.... dead.And I wouldn't fart in a grunt's face my ass isn't a methane factory,mine's a chemicle factory.I would do anything to save a grunt there so cute.... and do grunts packs of methane become depleted?And why do only the grunts have to use methane.

  • 06.17.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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[color=gold] I was reading a Halo book and it was talking about a grunt worried about having to re-fill his methane tank because he was going on a mission with zamame and was afraid he might not get back in time.[/color]

[color=lime] I would like bungie to make a picture of a what a baby grunt looks like. could you imagine the grunt homeworld. Bungie should make a game soley on the grunt. Your main character is a grunt and you must do grunt...things in the game...like...eat food nipples and...umm...sleep? [/color]

  • 06.17.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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Imagine if a grunt had its mask shot off on a farm, it might run and jam it's face in a cow's backside and yell 'toot bessie toot!'

Baby grunts? Grunt things? Sounds like you want them to make 'The Sims:Grunt world'

  • 06.18.2004 6:00 AM PDT
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this should have been posted in the Flood forum!

  • 06.18.2004 7:00 AM PDT
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FARTING IS OLD AND CORNY! GROW UP!

  • 06.18.2004 7:14 AM PDT
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you do it every day don't you, Jnice?

  • 06.18.2004 7:36 AM PDT
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Subject: If a grunt was suffocating, woudl you fart in his face to save his life?

Yeah, I'd do it, but I'd be holding a lit match between my a$$ and his face....

  • 06.18.2004 7:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: AHaloPlayer
Wouldn't work; the methane content in farts would be too low.


Farts are 65 % methane numbnuts

  • 06.18.2004 7:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: MoNucka
Subject: If a grunt was suffocating, woudl you fart in his face to save his life?

Yeah, I'd do it, but I'd be holding a lit match between my a$$ and his face....


if youve seen AFV then youd know youd burn your ass and it would hurt.

  • 06.18.2004 7:58 AM PDT
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i would make a hole in his suit and put a match in it. BOOM

  • 06.18.2004 8:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: MoNucka
Subject: If a grunt was suffocating, woudl you fart in his face to save his life?

Yeah, I'd do it, but I'd be holding a lit match between my a$$ and his face....


if youve seen AFV then youd know youd burn your ass and it would hurt.


Yeah, it might hurt, but it would be so worth it.

  • 06.18.2004 8:18 AM PDT