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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Journal entry for 1/26/05

Day one of the expedition. My mission is to study the elusive gamer in his natural habitat; "Halo2" played over "Live". Upon entering the area, they responded cautiously; screaming at me in their strange tounge. It may have been a warning, or perhaps a greeting? I do not know. Below is a rough transcript, in case we ever posess the knowledge to translate it:

0/\/\f6! j00 4/"3 +3|-| 5|_|xx0/"! P\/\/|\|3|) 5+00p||) |\|008!

When I ignored them, they reacted with hostility, attacing me despite the fact that I had made no aggressive advances. Clearly the specimens would have to be studied from a distance for my own safety. Upon withdrawing to a safe distance, I discovered that they were not only hostile to me, but to one another as well. It appeared that there were two tribes which were in conflict; it really was amazing... they seemed to posess no intelligence whatsoever, but had the ability to use tools and vehicles. And what tools! The weapons they posess are certainly on par with modern military technology. Where did they aquire such things? Their primitive society is too violent for them to posess any technology of their own, so I can only conclude it was given to them. But who could have been foolish enough to give such dangerous implements to feral beings such as these? Bah! I will find out later. There are still several weeks left on the expedition after all.

End Part 1



[Edited on 1/26/2005 4:04:48 PM]

  • 01.26.2005 3:42 PM PDT
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Nice.

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Posted by: wambobob
Nice.

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Posted by: Slayd722
Posted by: wambobob
Nice.

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ha! you should make a documentry about it.

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Posted by: Slayd722
Posted by: wambobob
Nice.

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neone intrested in part two? Or possibly three?

  • 01.26.2005 3:48 PM PDT
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Not all "gamers" are like that.

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Very much so. Ready.... Go!

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Posted by: Texas Ben
neone intrested in part two? Or possibly three?


duh.

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Posted by: Stickman Army
Not all "gamers" are like that.


You never get my jokes do you?

I am basing this on a very bad LIVE experience I had once.

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Jornal entry for 1/27/05

Observed the creatures more today. It seems that they are fighting based on their color... some have a reddish tint and some seem bluish. It would appear that the red ones and the blue ones are enemies for no color other than that. Tonight as they sleep I will try and sneak into one of their nests. It may reveal more about them.
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While waiting I witnessed a strange mating ritual... One of the red ones disabled one of the blue ones and preceeded to mate with it. Disturbing custom. Perhaps the war is not racial, but a gender-based conflict?

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I tried to sneak into the nest, but they awoke as I neared. Will try again tomorrow.

[Edited on 1/26/2005 4:04:56 PM]

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Dubble postage!

[Edited on 1/26/2005 4:10:49 PM]

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lmao! I like it

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Double post'd!

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Posted by: Texas Ben
One of the red ones disabled one of the blue ones and preceeded to mate with it. Disturbing custom.


LOL! that cracked me up.

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This sounds terrifying

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look for stanby cheating, flaming, and all-around idiocy in the next entry!

  • 01.26.2005 4:38 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I have made a discovery! Upon trying out the "mating ritual" members of the tribe started shooting at me! They then proceeded to insult my mother and my manhood. More studies are required....

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Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!
More I must hear more just don't get of hand and ruin the Brilliant Story

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Good.

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Journal entry for 1/28/05

There seems to be a heirarcy among the creatures that is very complex considering their primitive nature. There is very little interaction among members within the same tribe, which I found surprising. Their hierarchy seems dependant on the tools they posess, but is fluid and changes constantly... some respect and serve the one who controls one device known by them as the

/"0|<|+ 1|_||\|(|-|3/'

yet some despise him and treat him as an outcast. The phrase I most commonly hear directed at the specimen in question is:

|\|008 +008

Strange creatures.

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I finally managed to make my way into one of their nests. It would appear that they posess a flag. I was intrigued. Will try and discover more.

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Suspence is killing me write more

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Posted by: wrecklessgamer
Suspence is killing me write more

More tomorrow.
I need to think of how to implement standby cheating.

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Do something on them all calling "their" weapon

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