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Subject: What would you do with a Nuke?
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I would conker Japan! Muhuhahah

  • 01.26.2005 6:13 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I would hold France hostage and demand all of their baguettes and a red taxi.

[Edited on 1/26/2005 6:14:22 PM]

  • 01.26.2005 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
I would hold France hostage and demand all of their baguettes and a red taxi.


A nuke isn't necessary to do that.

Think Bow and Arrows.

  • 01.26.2005 6:15 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
I would hold France hostage and demand all of their baguettes and a red taxi.


A nuke isn't necessary to do that.

Think Bow and Arrows.


A rock and two sticks.

  • 01.26.2005 6:15 PM PDT
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Another thing I'd do is conkeer The world And Be the Ruler ANd have My Friends Have The Countries I dont Care About! Conker Japan For The Chiks :)

  • 01.26.2005 6:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
I would hold France hostage and demand all of their baguettes and a red taxi.


A nuke isn't necessary to do that.

Think Bow and Arrows.


A rock and two sticks.


Ah. Much better.

*Puffs bubble pipe*

  • 01.26.2005 6:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: ArcWolf 117
Posted by: MCs Brother
I would hold France hostage and demand all of their baguettes and a red taxi.


A nuke isn't necessary to do that.

Think Bow and Arrows.

LOL

Well first I would have to rise through the ranks of a superpower like the U.S or China. Then I stage a military cue and become the dictator. Then somehow I would have to dissemble the U.N and all major international allinces (divide and conquer). After that I would set up a heavy missle defense system. Then when that's done I would nuke all the other main superpowers without warning and then send my armies to invade whatever is left before they can rebuild. Then I would invade the weaker nations before they have a chance to build up a resistance.

But if that doesn't work I'd just use it as a back up generator for my home when the power goes out.

[Edited on 1/26/2005 6:21:03 PM]

  • 01.26.2005 6:19 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Master_grunt_177
Another thing I'd do is conkeer The world And Be the Ruler ANd have My Friends Have The Countries I dont Care About! Conker Japan For The Chiks :)


Conquer! Conquer! CONQUER! As in, Conquer! spelled with a Q! Not a K! And a U! Don't forget the U! Spell it with me!

C
O
N
Q
U
E
R
!!!


Sorry 'bout that....

  • 01.26.2005 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Master_grunt_177
Another thing I'd do is conkeer The world And Be the Ruler ANd have My Friends Have The Countries I dont Care About! Conker Japan For The Chiks :)


Conquer! Conquer! CONQUER! As in, Conquer! spelled with a Q! Not a K! And a U! Don't forget the U! Spell it with me!

C
O
N
Q
U
E
R
!!!


Sorry 'bout that....


Yea, ummm.........right. CONQUER!!!!!!

  • 01.26.2005 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master_grunt_177
I would conker Japan! Muhuhahah

Not funny. Not funny at all.

I would use the radioactive material in my nuke to neuder all jackasses like you so that future generations are not poisoned by your filthy genes.

  • 01.26.2005 6:32 PM PDT
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I would get all the people that have a similarity to my name,put them on an island,and send the nuke to blow up the island.

  • 01.26.2005 6:59 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: mastergrunt44
I would get all the people that have a similarity to my name,put them on an island,and send the nuke to blow up the island.


You too are not funny.

Jackass.

  • 01.26.2005 7:02 PM PDT
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If I had a nuke I'd put a nice little hat on it,and have a tea party.

  • 01.26.2005 7:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anngus404
If I had a nuke I'd put a nice little hat on it,and have a tea party.


That just painted a very disturbing image for me.

Tea parties, argh.

[Edited on 1/26/2005 7:05:34 PM]

  • 01.26.2005 7:04 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Posted by: Anngus404
If I had a nuke I'd put a nice little hat on it,and have a tea party.


dude! i like totally despise you now! Wen I saw the name of this forum i was like, "dude, im gonna say something like 'i'd put a bowler on it and have tea and crumpets'"!!!!!1!

you bastard

  • 01.26.2005 7:11 PM PDT
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I if I had a Nuke, I'd hand it over to Bungie to help assure their plan for World Domination. And for doing that...I would demand they hand over Ling Ling's head! Mwahahaha!

  • 01.26.2005 7:24 PM PDT
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Or...I'd paint my picture on it and send it to the Keebler Elf as a token of my appreciation of his worker's cookies and crackers.

  • 01.26.2005 7:50 PM PDT
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i'd set the nuke off, sit back and cook some hot dogs

  • 01.26.2005 8:28 PM PDT
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I'd have it disassembled, and then keep the casing and turn it into a mechanical bull/nuke, then go Dr. Strangelove on it.

[Edited on 1/26/2005 8:30:42 PM]

  • 01.26.2005 8:30 PM PDT
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hmmm I would tie a midgit to the nuke and bomb....the U.N.then i would take over the world.[/evil laugh]

  • 01.26.2005 8:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: gamingfreak200
hmmm I would tie a midgit to the nuke and bomb....the U.N.then i would take over the world.[/evil laugh]


Why would you sacrifice a midgit like that. That ain't right man.

  • 01.26.2005 8:37 PM PDT
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i'd eat it

with ketchup

  • 01.26.2005 9:00 PM PDT

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[color=red]I'd hold the world hostage for.......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!![/color]

  • 01.26.2005 9:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Knightmare01
[color=red]I'd hold the world hostage for.......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!![/color]


most companies make that in a week. why not one hundred million dollars

  • 01.26.2005 9:11 PM PDT

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