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Subject: What would you do with a Nuke?
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Posted by: evilcortez
Posted by: Knightmare01
[color=red]I'd hold the world hostage for.......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!![/color]


most companies make that in a week. why not one hundred million dollars


You're joking right?

  • 01.26.2005 9:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcortez
Posted by: Knightmare01
[color=red]I'd hold the world hostage for.......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!![/color]


most companies make that in a week. why not one hundred million dollars
you cant go for less then 1bil you idiot.

  • 01.26.2005 9:16 PM PDT
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He was trying to be Dr. Evil. I thought that was pretty obvious but I guess not.

  • 01.26.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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Apparently evyryone is forgetting that every Wastern power- even (hack, cough) France- is a military power to be reckoned with. So is the former Soviet Union. You can't conquer the entire world withjust one -blam!- nuke.

  • 01.26.2005 9:23 PM PDT
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No but you can make a friggin big hole with it.

  • 01.26.2005 9:24 PM PDT
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Which is why you have fun and do what I'd do.

  • 01.26.2005 9:24 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

Posted by: gamingfreak200
Posted by: evilcortez
Posted by: Knightmare01
[color=red]I'd hold the world hostage for.......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!![/color]


most companies make that in a week. why not one hundred million dollars
you cant go for less then 1bil you idiot.


[color=red]Who, me? Or the guy that was trying to correct me on my joke. Unless he was trying to imitate #2.[/color]

  • 01.26.2005 9:29 PM PDT
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I would dress it up in a nice gown... And take it out for dinner and a movie.

  • 01.26.2005 10:01 PM PDT
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I would start with an impoverished country, like Bolivia, and offer them economic stability. When in place, I would create the most powerful military system in all of south america, and take over the entire continent before America would blink its eyes. By then I'd be so powerful, and open to free trade with the U.S., that they would leave me be.

  • 01.26.2005 10:04 PM PDT
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Shove it up my neighbors @ss and detonate it. He's such a freakin weirdo. I swear that he's spying on me. Not to mention that his teeth look like he's been eating ashes and tin foil.

  • 01.26.2005 10:06 PM PDT
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He probably likes your sexy legs.

  • 01.26.2005 10:07 PM PDT
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i would do many of us a favour and blow up PS2 headquarter. or i would sell it, a nuke cost 100s of millions to built, i'd be a billionair.

  • 01.26.2005 11:54 PM PDT
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or as the saying goes; NUKE THE WHALES, SAVE SOME PLANKTONS!!!

  • 01.26.2005 11:55 PM PDT
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I would dig deep into the heart of China (like 1 mile) and plant the nuke. Then When I am safe in my house I would detonate it, destroying all of china and his inhabitants. I do this coz china makes everything now, and all western countries do is give em raw supplies. 1 day they will say "hey, we make all your -blam!-, now if we stop you get weak, and we steal all your resources!"
So my nuke will make them a 3rd world country again, but if it stops them invading, then hella yes.

  • 01.27.2005 12:28 AM PDT
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simply, I'd make the world's largest swimming pool. :)

  • 01.27.2005 1:49 AM PDT
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I'd blow up Microsoft
I'd Aim them at the location where Russia keeps their Nukes

  • 01.27.2005 2:04 AM PDT
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I'd blow up china. Yes. Definately china. Nip em in the bud.

  • 01.27.2005 4:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Anngus404
If I had a nuke I'd put a nice little hat on it,and have a tea party.


To quote Texas Ben: Thats not funny at all

What's I do with nukie nuke

First i'd place the fabled Star Wars online and have lasers blow up other countries nukes from space. Then I'd sign a bunch of treaties letting me make more nukes and take over little countries for military uses. Then I'd slowly take over the whole continent of North America (except Canada cuz they are cool. They team up with me to form the Austin Powers!) The rest of the world is in frenzy as I slowly take South America and install nukes in Antartica. Then I'd launch a massive nuclear strike with at least 5000 nukes t o blow up every capitol in the world (except the ones who are nice to me). Afganistan would become lake afganistan and Luxembourg can kiss their asses goodbye! After i conquer the world, I give it all back and say the whole ordeal was just for kicks and giggles.

[Edited on 1/27/2005 4:19:58 AM]

  • 01.27.2005 4:13 AM PDT

First, I would put it in the bomb-bay of a B-52. I would then fly above the Pacific Ocean so that when the bomb drops, I don't kill anybody. I would then put a cowboy hat on and straddle the nuke. I would then ask the bombardier to open the bomb-bay hatch but not to release the bomb for another 10 seconds. During this 10 seconds, I would pretend I am trying to un-jam the bomb from the bay (because there was a "malfunction" in the bomb release system). Once the bomb was released, I would ride it down acting like I was riding a bucking bull and waving my cowboy hat above my head. YEEHAW!!!!

[Edited on 1/27/2005 4:34:58 AM]

  • 01.27.2005 4:29 AM PDT
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^ to much coffee....*tsk* *tsk *tsk* I would get the nuke and gather evryone who doesn't like pie and then...you know the rest

  • 01.27.2005 5:18 AM PDT
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NUKE MEXICO. KILL ALL THE D AMN MEXICANS. THEY ARE ALLL -blam!-S




please

  • 01.27.2005 6:08 AM PDT
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I'd Kill the -blam!- CHINESE!!!!!! KILL EM ALL!!!! I'd plant it and call everyone around so it would cause max power! (I got that from a microwave oven).

  • 01.27.2005 6:16 AM PDT
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I'd nuke the NHLPA(national hockey leauge players association).

  • 01.27.2005 6:37 AM PDT
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[color=white]I would make the world's biggest pie mold ever muwahahahhahahahaha.[/color]

[Edited on 1/27/2005 6:42:11 AM]

  • 01.27.2005 6:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: alexc0000
[color=white]I would make the world's biggest pie mold ever muwahahahhahahahaha.[/color]

niiiice!

  • 01.27.2005 6:45 AM PDT

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