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So, I'm speeding down the highway when my cellphone rings. I don't bother to check the ID.

Me:"Yeah."

********:"Matt?"

Me:"Who is this?"

********:"It's me, ********. It's been awhile." It's one of my Ex-girlfriends. -blam!- great.

Me:"Uh... yeah. How did you get this number?"

********:"Have you heard?"

Me:"No. I don't talk to any of your stupid friends."

********:"I'm getting married. I want you to come to the wedding." What the -blam!-?

Me:"I guess I didn't make it clear enough the last time we tal-"

********:"Please, it's really important to me, Matt."

Me:"I don't ever want to talk to you or see your face again. Do not ever call me again."

And then I hung up. Some women are really messed up in the head.

  • 06.17.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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hhm... interesting....

  • 06.17.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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Ok, that was rude. I say this as a stalker (not really) That that was harsh. What did she do? Who dumped who?

  • 06.17.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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I mean, she's geting married. You should be nice no matter what. Here, I'll calm you down with a song

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I say you go to wedding and pee on the cake that`ll show her not to mess with you or if she calls you again just call her a dirty whore works every time

  • 06.17.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liton
What did she do? Who dumped who?


I dumped her, obviously. She was a dumbass.

  • 06.17.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: Liton
What did she do? Who dumped who?


I dumped her, obviously. She was a dumbass.


That was kinda mean.....was she a blond? ha i made a blond joke but anyway dumpin someone cause there dumb is mean and since im dumb i hope that never happens to me

  • 06.17.2004 5:05 PM PDT
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Good call.

  • 06.17.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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Well, what do I know? I've only had 3 girlfriends. Sad yes. And I moved away from them so I never got dumped. And that was when I was 8 and under.

[Edited on 6/17/2004 6:05:46 PM]

  • 06.17.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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You shuld pee your initials into the cake, Man i'm so mean.

  • 06.17.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: stupidhead
Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: Liton
What did she do? Who dumped who?


I dumped her, obviously. She was a dumbass.


That was kinda mean.....was she a blond?


Yeah, nice guess. She always complained about how she could never get a job, and she was a victim. Then when she finally gets a job interview, she goes to Ozzfest to see System of a Down instead. If that isn't the antithesis of "not dumb" I don't know what is.

  • 06.17.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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*Sigh* I'm so lonely

  • 06.17.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liton
I mean, she's geting married. You should be nice no matter what. Here, I'll calm you down with a song

listen to it, It'll calm you down. And I like any girl, so even if she's dumb, I'd still like her for her personality and health consiousness

  • 06.17.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liton
*Sigh* I'm so lonely


Haha!!!! look everyone litons lonely!!!! lets point and laugh!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • 06.17.2004 5:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liton
*Sigh* I'm so lonely


*points and laughs at the emo kid*

Go write some goth poetry.

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Posted by: Liton
I'd still like her for her personality and health consiousness


That's a brilliant way to say "No fat chicks." I'm using it.

  • 06.17.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: ajenteks
Me:"Yeah."

********:"Matt?"

My name is Matt also...

peace.

  • 06.17.2004 5:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: klurejr

My name is Matt also...



I think Matt must be the most common name of the Halo player audience.

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Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: klurejr
My name is Matt also...

I think Matt must be the most common name of the Halo player audience.

Yeah, even my friends call me Matt.

  • 06.17.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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Hey everybody! He's lonely!!

  • 06.17.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: D von
Hey everybody! He's lonely!!


Yeah i think we know that already....geeeez crazy kids with there crazy rap songs

  • 06.17.2004 5:33 PM PDT
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Hey waht do you call a man with no arms, and no legs on the floor?? lol YEAH im sooo mean.

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Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: Liton
I'd still like her for her personality and health consiousness


That's a brilliant way to say "No fat chicks." I'm using it.

exactly why I use it. Makes me feel that I'm not shalow.

  • 06.17.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liton
*Sigh* I'm so lonely


*points and laughs at the emo kid*

Go write some goth poetry.


I already did do that. I am a writer. let me see.... I don't think they are goth since they are mostly about love... wait, I have one that has evil in it! YAY I'm a goth poet!

  • 06.17.2004 5:41 PM PDT
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I think your sly comments were directed at me......

Lonely, no, sad, never, Just got a free copy of Windows Server 2003 (valued at $4000.00) for attending a Training class my company paid for, Incredible.

  • 06.17.2004 5:42 PM PDT

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