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funk it.
Way to spoil our plans.
This really isn't the place to discuss this. Actually, I'd be hard pressed to find an appropriate place on the Internet to talk about this. At all.
The best way to put this into Halo terms is that you have something fouling your gun tube/barrel and it is making your round (pee) come out all funky! Not all ejaculate leaves the body, some gets left in your barrel and as it degrades/absorbs back in, it fouls your trajectory.