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[color=red]The following story contains spam. Veiwer descresion is advised.[/color]

It had been a long morning. Science class had been utterly incomprehensible, thanks to that substitute we got. Anyways, I was hungry. Real hungry. As I walked to the lunchroom, accompanied by Steelbulletproof and Douglas Brown, Davester walked around the corner.

Davester: "OMFGBBQ WaZ ^ n00bs!!!!???? LOL WTF"
Me: "Davester, will you ever learn? You even spam in real life."
Davester: "SHUT U[> j00 -blam!- IDIOT!!!!1111 LOL OMG WTF"
Steel: "Back off. Don't make me-"
Davester: "D0 WaT????? j00 canT Du NTOINHG WHe|\| I GOT MORE UBER HAXXOR SKEILS DEN jOO!!!!!1!111! LOL OMFG"
Douglas: "Yeah? Eat this, you spamming bas-"

Suddenly, MCs Brother walked in, accompanied by Texas Ben, Tanikaze, and Arcwolf117.

MC: "Whats going on here?"

"Whats going on?" said Douglas. "This is whats going on!"
Douglas heaves a pile of mashed potatoes into Davester's face.

Davester: OMG!!!111 ITS ON NOW JOO -blam!- NOOB! CHARIZARD, LETS PWNZERNATE DEESE IDOITS!!!!11 OMFGBBQ LOLZERS

Charizard comes around the corner, accompanied with other people.

Texas Ben: -blam!-! Quick, overturn some tables and grab some food!
Davester: LIEK F00d FIGHT!!!!1111shift+one! OMG LOL

[color=white]Alright, people. Some simple ground rules.
* No spamming
* No flaming
* Remain on topic
* Sorry, but some people have to be on davester and charizard's team.[/color]

If you're not in school anymore... Um, I guess just pretend that you are or something.


[Edited on 1/27/2005 3:50:20 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 3:12 PM PDT
Subject: The Great Food Melee
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I'll kill you all! *Back-flips behind table* AAA! *quicky designs and bulids a catapult* DIE! *slings gallons of mashed potatoes onto Charizard, Micheal Bolton, Prince, and Christina Agualra* Yaa! *hits glasses of ale together with everyone on his team* To war!

  • 01.27.2005 3:17 PM PDT
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*VII Toast's TOZTing tools and covered in potatoes and rendered usless.*

[Edited on 1/27/2005 3:20:36 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 3:20 PM PDT
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*Throws a taco at one of Charizard's followers*

Eat it!

*Gets nailed by a ham sandwich*

Ahh! Mayonaisse!

  • 01.27.2005 3:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: VII Toast
*VII Toast cleans out his TOZTing machine while watching buffalo wing get covered in a mountian of 'Mayonaisse!'.*


*Throws a cookie at Toast*

Here! I'm allergic to peanutbutter!

P.S. I misspelled Mayonaisse, didn't I?

[Edited on 1/27/2005 3:26:16 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 3:25 PM PDT
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*tosses a Bounty to Buffalo Wing* It's the QUILTED quicker picker-upper. *begins shooting carrots out of gatling gun.*

Micheal Bolton: IT"S A TRAAAAP!
Charizard: GRAA!
Prince: Run!

*the door closes*

Micheal Bolton: AA! We're traped!
Charizard: GRRAG

*Christina gets shot with several carrots and is killed.*

Prince: Chrsitinaaaaa! NOOOO!
Micheal Bolton: Eh.
Charizard: grumble
Prince: WHY? WHY? WHY?

*Micheal Bolton pulls Price over behind a table*

Micheal Bolton: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! *slap*
Prince: Bu-bu-bu-
Micheal Bolton: Yeah, she's dead. But we have other matters to worry about.
Prince: Like?
Micheal Bolton: Like not getting hurt by these crazy kids
Prince: okay.

*Charizard flies over and begins to lick something over a table

Prince: For Christina!!!!!!!!!

  • 01.27.2005 3:30 PM PDT
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All of a sudden, GRENADE_EATER emerges chewing something, then explodes spraying green goo all over.

  • 01.27.2005 3:32 PM PDT
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*Prepares to throw burrito*

Oh, wait. I love these!

*Eats burrito and throws apple sauce instead*

  • 01.27.2005 3:44 PM PDT
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* gets and an army of clowns ready to pie the first thing that moves.*

  • 01.27.2005 3:55 PM PDT
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Damn! Out of food.

I'm going to the kitchen! Cover me Douglas!

  • 01.27.2005 4:00 PM PDT
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*Covers Buffalo Wing with his carrot gatling gun.*

  • 01.27.2005 4:12 PM PDT
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*pies self in face*

I died....

  • 01.27.2005 5:48 PM PDT
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Oh no my potatoe gun!!!! (reloads it and starts firing) (hits teacher and teacher falls dead) Yay!!! I killed my spanish teacher!!! She only gave me F's. Cover me!! (hurls rocks at window but hits buffalo) Oh oops sorry!

  • 01.27.2005 5:52 PM PDT
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NOOOOOObody cared about eliteskull's horrible death. NOO! *Potatoes whoever hit Buffalo Wing*

[Edited on 1/27/2005 5:54:31 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 5:52 PM PDT
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As Douglas mourns over Elite's death Coheed, side by side with Micheal Bolton takes the field using waffle bombs and Charizard as a huma- er Pokemon shield!

  • 01.27.2005 6:22 PM PDT
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*Money Marine walks in and warns everyone about his food allergies to meat, then he gets hit by a flaming ham, and slowly starts to have a seizure...*

  • 01.27.2005 6:32 PM PDT
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*Chunks a doughnut*

*Buffalo turns and sees a steak hurtling twoards him*

[slow motion] NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [/slow motion]

*Steak hits face*

[slow motion] AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH![/slow motion]

*Falls to the floor*

  • 01.27.2005 7:09 PM PDT
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* bigbee eats j00* heh heh pwnedzorzed

  • 01.27.2005 7:14 PM PDT
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*Clutches face*

My eyes! A1 steak sauce got in my eyes! It burns!

[Edited on 1/27/2005 7:23:14 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 7:21 PM PDT
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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! It was bad enough when eliteskull was taken, but this? This is sick. we all thought war was "fun" and "cool" AND NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED!! Buffalo Wing has been hit. HIT!!! What can you, or anyone else say? This great man has given his eyes HIS EYES for goodness sakes. He has given them up for the cause. Is this what you want? IS IT?! Men, going into complete darkness forever, just for amusment. War is not somethinbg to be joked with,gentlemen. It is a violent and destrutive. Just look at Buffalo Wing. Now please just remem-TAKE THIS!!!!! *pies Micheal Bolton in the face so hard that some of the cream gets into his brain rendering him a vegetable.

  • 01.28.2005 1:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Douglas Brown
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! It was bad enough when eliteskull was taken, but this? This is sick. we all thought war was "fun" and "cool" AND NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED!! Buffalo Wing has been hit. HIT!!! What can you, or anyone else say? This great man has given his eyes HIS EYES for goodness sakes. He has given them up for the cause. Is this what you want? IS IT?! Men, going into complete darkness forever, just for amusment. War is not somethinbg to be joked with,gentlemen. It is a violent and destrutive. Just look at Buffalo Wing. Now please just remem-TAKE THIS!!!!! *pies Micheal Bolton in the face so hard that some of the cream gets into his brain rendering him a vegetable.


Octaian comes in to clean the Cafeteria because he's in detention for mooning the Principal at the School Assembly.

  • 01.28.2005 1:29 PM PDT
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*octaian gets hit by a few rounds from my carrot gun.*

  • 01.28.2005 1:32 PM PDT
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*Douglas Brown is pelted with mystery meat and mutates into a grunt*

  • 01.28.2005 1:34 PM PDT

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