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Subject: The Great Food Melee

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

<yells> FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

*Starts throwing eggs, dressed as Bluto from Animal House*

  • 01.28.2005 1:40 PM PDT
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*MCs Brother is also pelted with mystery meat and mutates into........Bluto from Animal House.*

  • 01.28.2005 1:43 PM PDT
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pedro comes in and gives Douglas some flan. Douglas turns beck to normal and beans octaian in the head with the bowl, knowcking him unconcious.

  • 01.28.2005 2:00 PM PDT
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*gladiator enters with cake shooting gun in in one hand and hanger in the other*
"Lets get this party started"

  • 01.28.2005 2:00 PM PDT
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Blast! Octanian's down and Micheal Boltaon's disabled for a while. Looks like it's up to me!

*hides under table to avoid fire and dons cafeteria tray armor. Throws waffle bomb into the thick of it and charges out armed with a cake shooting gun that he stole off of Gladiator who was at the time apparently 'getting the party stated'*

  • 01.28.2005 2:34 PM PDT
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I break through the door and throw a mac and cheese grenade..

only to notice it had sticked to my hand!

SPLAT!!!

  • 01.28.2005 5:51 PM PDT
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DIE COHEED! *Dons Micheal Bolton as armor* Take this! *throws old kaiser rolls carved into surikens at him.* AAAA! *shoots carrot gatling gun at him which sreads his armor to nothing and hurts him a bit*

  • 01.28.2005 6:51 PM PDT
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my UN detonated cheese grenades roll over to Douglas Brown "niiiiiiiiiice.."he says

  • 01.28.2005 6:56 PM PDT
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I pick 'um up and throw them randomly. Thanks Mr.Gen!

[Edited on 1/28/2005 6:59:14 PM]

  • 01.28.2005 6:58 PM PDT
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*I return from my seizure and throw a pair of apples at Nitrogen*

  • 01.28.2005 7:33 PM PDT
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*Raises potato bazooka*

Fire in the hole!

  • 01.28.2005 7:40 PM PDT
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EE GADS MAN....
*M12 drives through the cafeteria inside a Milkcart jeep with a rotating Chocolate shooter on the back*
Dont shoot!!
*Prince takes out an industrial size ketchup shooter... ketchup bombards the area*

  • 01.28.2005 7:49 PM PDT
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but I already died!

  • 01.28.2005 7:58 PM PDT
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NOOOOOOOO! *slo-mo dive while shooting two corn kernal uzis* BOOOM!! *the milk chart vehicle hits a pie-mine and topples over, spilling the passengers all over the ground.*

  • 01.29.2005 8:00 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

*Walks into the cafetaria with some friends only to see a food fight going on.* "Come on guys, lets go to the snack bar." *Walks away and grabs money to buy some food.*

  • 01.29.2005 8:28 AM PDT
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*gets up and punches Ghostkilla right in his stomach* Take that to the snack bar and eat it!.

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"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

*Smacks Douglas upsidedown and throws him through the window.*

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Ah! So you will be fighting good. *climbs back through window.* AAAAAA! * starts shooting carrot gatling gun like a madman*

  • 01.29.2005 8:58 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

*Throws sticky potatoe grenade on Douglas his head and jumps behind wall.* Take that carrot head!

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*dodges grenade* BOOM! Ha! you stepped on a pie mine. Your leg is now rendered delicious.

  • 01.29.2005 9:02 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Ooooo Pie. *Eats pie from leg and throws 5 pineapple bomb's around douglas brown. A few explosion's occured and pieces of pineapple teard through douglas his legs.* [simpsons laugh] HAHA! [/simpsons laugh]

  • 01.29.2005 9:04 AM PDT
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[teen girl squad voice]Ouch, my skin![/teen girl squad voice] *repairs legs with tomatoe paste and then tranquilizes Charizard.*

[Edited on 1/29/2005 9:36:04 AM]

  • 01.29.2005 9:08 AM PDT
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Curses! My armor is damaged and I'm out of waffle bombs. *Micheal Bolton armor comes back to life while still on Douglas and filled Mr. Brown with a baby ninja.* "BECCA'D!!" he sreams. Then he takes the now shocked and confused Douglas's carrot gatling gun and hands it to coheed.

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Using a startled Jean, I un do the becca'ing. UNBECCA! Now un-becca'ed, I whip out katana made of meat bones and take back my gun. Then I lay down "the law" and totally kill Micheal Bolton. My gun need's repairs, (that fool Coheed didn't know how to load it and it broke) so a take a break to repair it.

  • 01.29.2005 12:56 PM PDT
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K1ink walks in and throws rice crispeas(spelling?)on ground. Walks in one HEEELPP!!!

  • 01.29.2005 3:41 PM PDT

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