- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: AngelofDeath2
he would probably find another girl [not cortona] and have hot anul sex for 3 hours then have children called mastercheif jr
But before he does that, he will go around the Bungie.net forums, and with super spartain speed shove a plasma sword up a particular opening below the belt on all the spammers, cheaters, and trolls on Bungie.net, then hang the trolls by their ankles over High Charity so they starve with no one feeding them, letting them just watch their freezing, colagulating blood blurp out into the darkness of space as they scream, have their heads implode and then explodiate, while a specially trained team of UNSC personell aboard a minor frigate catch all the action on camera so that it can be made into a video with cool rock music and posted on the front page of Bungie.net and have it entitled: "Death to AngelofDeath." The we revive you, do it all over again, and make a "Death to AngelofDeath2."
-Knives out.