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Subject: the girl next door
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my goodness gentleman,
never have I seen such an absolute babe, stocked with a pool, hot tub, and enough blonde hair to drive any man crazy. I dont think I can get any work done.

  • 01.27.2005 7:37 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

This reminds me of wambobob's quote....

  • 01.27.2005 7:41 PM PDT
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I envy you.

  • 01.27.2005 7:41 PM PDT
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Dont speak too soon,
theres a sad, tear-jerking story behind it.

  • 01.27.2005 7:43 PM PDT
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She was hawt.

  • 01.27.2005 7:43 PM PDT
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Have you ever screwed it up with someone, and years later, when that someone becomes absolutely gorgeous, regret it?

  • 01.27.2005 7:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingcream
Have you ever screwed it up with someone, and years later, when that someone becomes absolutely gorgeous, regret it?


Ha, ha, ha, lol, ha, ha, ha.

Suck -blam!-!

lol.

[Edited on 1/27/2005 7:51:44 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 7:50 PM PDT
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you hit it dead on. Its been a long time, but if I say anything to her, i'll still look dumb. So I guess I have no choice but to keep my mouth shut, until she happens to pass me on the sidewalk with my shirt off.

  • 01.27.2005 7:53 PM PDT
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this may be a bad question but what did you do

  • 01.27.2005 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcortez
this may be a bad question but what did you do


Yeah, I'm curious now.

  • 01.27.2005 7:55 PM PDT
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Oh man this is baaaaad, what an idiot I was.

I got a little bit drunk a year and a half ago, and my buddy was over. He wanted to meet her, so he dialed up the number, and shoved the phone in my face. I ended up asking her and her friends if they wanted to meet me outside and smoke cigars. I'll leave you to imagine the results.

  • 01.27.2005 7:56 PM PDT
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Shes most likely -blam!-

  • 01.27.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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ouch man. never get drunk around your friends

  • 01.27.2005 8:01 PM PDT
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You reap what you sow dude.

  • 01.27.2005 8:02 PM PDT
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Its a lesson hard learned. But now what? Is there any possible way I can even selvage a friendship outta this?

  • 01.27.2005 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcortez
ouch man. never get drunk around your friends

When do you get drunk then? Unless your a loner of course, then you have nothing to worry about.

  • 01.27.2005 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingcream
Oh man this is baaaaad, what an idiot I was.

I got a little bit drunk a year and a half ago, and my buddy was over. He wanted to meet her, so he dialed up the number, and shoved the phone in my face. I ended up asking her and her friends if they wanted to meet me outside and smoke cigars. I'll leave you to imagine the results.


You mean it didn't work?! did you have your shirt off at the time?

  • 01.27.2005 8:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: Kingcream
Its a lesson hard learned. But now what? Is there any possible way I can even selvage a friendship outta this?

Wait a year. When you see her again, compliment her on something. Continue the conversation. See where it goes. That's what I did about 3 weeks ago. Except I didn't get drunk and call her.

  • 01.27.2005 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingcream
Its a lesson hard learned. But now what? Is there any possible way I can even selvage a friendship outta this?


oh come on, is it REALLY a friendship you're looking for? lol

idea: dress up as Zoro, shower yourself in pigs urine, and dance the macarena outside her window. (Trust me, no woman can resist the PQZ maneouver ;) )

  • 01.27.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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Yea i'm in a little bit more muck then you are.

  • 01.27.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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If you saw this girl, you would shove your foot in your mouth.

  • 01.27.2005 8:08 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kingcream
Yea i'm in a little bit more muck then you are.

All I did was ask her out when she already had a BF. You are thoroughly mucked.

  • 01.27.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingcream
Its a lesson hard learned. But now what? Is there any possible way I can even selvage a friendship outta this?


it may be possible. if find out if she actually remembers you. if she does tell her how sorry you and how drunk you. second find some common ground with her. something you both like. and make sure that it is something you actually like none of that like it only because she does.

  • 01.27.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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I dont get it.

  • 01.27.2005 8:10 PM PDT
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haha, heres the final twist to this doomed tale. At the end of the that embaressing conversation, her boyfriend came on the phone.

  • 01.27.2005 8:10 PM PDT

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