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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kingcream
haha, heres the final twist to this doomed tale. At the end of the that embaressing conversation, her boyfriend came on the phone.

Yep. You are thoroughly mucked. Here's what I did: find a better girl.

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Posted by: Kingcream
haha, heres the final twist to this doomed tale. At the end of the that embaressing conversation, her boyfriend came on the phone.


never mind you are screwed dude

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Posted by: Kingcream
haha, heres the final twist to this doomed tale. At the end of the that embaressing conversation, her boyfriend came on the phone.

Ahh you see, now you have nothing to worry about! Get in a fight, beat the guy up, she dumps you out of anger, and then all the other girls think your hot and buff. Especially if you manage to rip your shirt off sometime during the fight.

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Posted by: Kingcream
haha, heres the final twist to this doomed tale. At the end of the that embaressing conversation, her boyfriend came on the phone.


ROFL.

I feel so sorry for you.

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Haha you guys are right, there is no hope for that. See, normally if you screw up with a girl, you forget about her and move on. Not so with neighbors.

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oh....

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you could try and ruin their relationship and worm your way into heart while she is on the rebound

  • 01.27.2005 8:16 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kingcream
Haha you guys are right, there is no hope for that. See, normally if you screw up with a girl, you forget about her and move on. Not so with neighbors.

Tell her you were drunk and were put up to it by your friends. Than key her BF's car, kick his ass and offer to mow her lawn.........naked.

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Posted by: ImJustMe
I dont get it.


Let's put it this way.

If I called you a slut over the phone, then complimented your shoes the year afterwards, would you forgive me?




  • 01.27.2005 8:17 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

All your invisos are belong to me. Damn.

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I'm 6'4, I've been working out for many years, and yes I am quite strong. Funny tho, that the hottest girls always choose the biggest guys. Ahh to hell with it, how bout one of you guys move out here and give it a shot, theres one lot left on the mountain. nice view

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Posted by: Kingcream
Haha you guys are right, there is no hope for that. See, normally if you screw up with a girl, you forget about her and move on. Not so with neighbors.

I know how you feel...except i haven't screwed up yet. I just keep thinking I have. And by the way, have you heard the words break up? If you think about it, you might be a bit happier. Anything's possible you know.

  • 01.27.2005 8:22 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kingcream
I'm 6'4, I've been working out for many years, and yes I am quite strong. Funny tho, that the hottest girls always choose the biggest guys. Ahh to hell with it, how bout one of you guys move out here and give it a shot, theres one lot left on the mountain. nice view

................Yeah. I'm gonna move to the mountains just to get a slim shot at some blonde slut that you called. Trust me. I'm better off down here.

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And just where is here.

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sure i'll give it a shot

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Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: ImJustMe
I dont get it.


Let's put it this way.

If I called you a slut over the phone, then complimented your shoes the year afterwards, would you forgive me?




ahh ok now i do. So it would be like MC trying to say sorry. Hmm nice. But tell her you were drunk it would ease the umm "pain"

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Posted by: Kingcream
I'm 6'4, I've been working out for many years, and yes I am quite strong. Funny tho, that the hottest girls always choose the biggest guys. Ahh to hell with it, how bout one of you guys move out here and give it a shot, theres one lot left on the mountain. nice view


This calls for a patriotic song.

Sweet home Alabama, where the sky is so blue! Sweet hom-...Dammit, I forgot the rest.

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Posted by: ImJustMe
Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: ImJustMe
I dont get it.


Let's put it this way.

If I called you a slut over the phone, then complimented your shoes the year afterwards, would you forgive me?




ahh ok now i do. So it would be like MC trying to say sorry. Hmm nice. But tell her you were drunk it would ease the umm "pain"


Exactly.

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Posted by: buffalo wing
Posted by: Kingcream
I'm 6'4, I've been working out for many years, and yes I am quite strong. Funny tho, that the hottest girls always choose the biggest guys. Ahh to hell with it, how bout one of you guys move out here and give it a shot, theres one lot left on the mountain. nice view


This calls for a patriotic song.

Sweet home Alabama, where the sky is so blue! Sweet hom-...Dammit, I forgot the rest.



hey how about that. try and win her over with a song

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yea theres always hope, thankfully alot of my good friends are friends with her. So i'll be nice and reserved the next time I see her, watch us get married.

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When I read the you calling her a slut part I thought "Pwnd"

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yeah keep dreaming that

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I didnt call her a slut, unless your talking about Mc's Bro

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Posted by: Kingcream
I didnt call her a slut, unless your talking about Mc's Bro


yeah Mc's Bro is kind of a slut

  • 01.27.2005 8:47 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

WTF? I'm gone for an hour and ImJustMe brings up a dead argument, I get insulted, and two people call me a slut.

[Edited on 1/27/2005 8:54:37 PM]

  • 01.27.2005 8:54 PM PDT

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