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Subject: the girl next door

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: evilcortez
Posted by: Kingcream
I didnt call her a slut, unless your talking about Mc's Bro


yeah Mc's Bro is kind of a slut

Go -blam!- yourself. I've never even seen you on the forums.

  • 01.27.2005 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
WTF? I'm gone for an hour and ImJustMe brings up a dead argument, I get insulted, and two people call me a slut.


yep its our way of remembering you and saying we care

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Posted by: evilcortez
Posted by: MCs Brother
WTF? I'm gone for an hour and ImJustMe brings up a dead argument, I get insulted, and two people call me a slut.


yep its our way of remembering you and saying we care


Aw I think I feel a tear swelling up in my eye......no,no its just gas.

  • 01.27.2005 9:00 PM PDT
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haha, you guys misunderstood me. I meant to say, I never called my neighbor a slut, but Mc's bro did.

  • 01.27.2005 9:15 PM PDT
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Well he is a slut anyway, with cute ponytails.

  • 01.27.2005 9:22 PM PDT

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*AHEM* to go back on topic,

I would have never made it past the motel room. My answer would have been, "Uh Yeah" 2 minutes and 18 seconds later and I'd have had to find a new girlfriend.

But that scene with Kelly and the brat in the car was just hilarious. The smacking in the head was especially funny. "Oh man! That is gonna swell up like a -blam!-."

The movie gets these official GJJ Ratings:

Plot - 2/10 (Seen it done better in other movies)
Comedy - 7/10 (Many hilarious parts)
Lead Actress Hotness - 11/10
Overall quality - 4/10
Watch it anyway? Yes, simply for one hot girl, and a butt that won't quit, especially during the initial thong scene, I won't lie, I definitely played that part in slow motion on repeat. The movie is basically PG-13 pr0n.

  • 01.28.2005 5:36 AM PDT
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this is about a guy who screwed up with a girl next door not the movie

[Edited on 1/28/2005 9:01:06 AM]

  • 01.28.2005 7:32 AM PDT
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Haha

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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
*AHEM* to go back on topic,

I would have never made it past the motel room. My answer would have been, "Uh Yeah" 2 minutes and 18 seconds later and I'd have had to find a new girlfriend.

But that scene with Kelly and the brat in the car was just hilarious. The smacking in the head was especially funny. "Oh man! That is gonna swell up like a -blam!-."

The movie gets these official GJJ Ratings:

Plot - 2/10 (Seen it done better in other movies)
Comedy - 7/10 (Many hilarious parts)
Lead Actress Hotness - 11/10
Overall quality - 4/10
Watch it anyway? Yes, simply for one hot girl, and a butt that won't quit, especially during the initial thong scene, I won't lie, I definitely played that part in slow motion on repeat. The movie is basically PG-13 pr0n.

hahaahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaa.

Ahem.

ill be going now....

  • 01.28.2005 8:54 AM PDT
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hahaha lol, good job trying to get with her again.

  • 01.28.2005 9:03 AM PDT

Posted by: ferret
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Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

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Posted by: Kingcream
Haha you guys are right, there is no hope for that. See, normally if you screw up with a girl, you forget about her and move on. Not so with neighbors.



not true I made a friend in the summer that was a girl. she got mad at me for a reason that I still dont know... now I'm one of her best friends and I help her with her problems...problem is I love her.... I feel for you king

  • 01.28.2005 9:05 AM PDT

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WTF..? what is it with guys and girls with blonde hair! What about RED HAIR! Hello!?!?!?! It is so much better... (btw.. if you couldn't tell I'm a girl) and no my hair isn't like red red it's a nice red thank you very much..

  • 01.28.2005 11:37 AM PDT
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I personally find blonde, the least attractive hair colour. For me it is red, black and unnatural colours (I love blue hair)

  • 01.28.2005 11:40 AM PDT

-S

This thread makes my eyes bleed.

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You poor, poor person. poor, poor, poorsmilecoughpoor person. Such a sadcoughstory.



Seriously though, I can understand the drunk thing. Word of advice, never play strip poker with a hot girl you like then let it get too far then find out the next morning that one of your mate's friends took phone pictures of it.













That he then put on a website.

















Cough.

  • 01.28.2005 11:41 AM PDT
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haha, it would suck even more if my neighbor had a membership on the bungie site, saw my thread, and spazzed.

[Edited on 1/28/2005 4:55:58 PM]

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If I had a dollar for every relationship I ruined I would be a very rich boy.
Ask her i you remember me if yes ask if she still has a boyfriend if yes your stuffed.
If she says no, you can start a new relationship

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You guys are -blam!-. That was said in a friendly I'm your pal saying your -blam!- sorta thing. But I just read the whole thread so far and I just kept thinking "This is the stupidest thing ever." Amusing though, 10 points and half a waffle.

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Well, its the last time I try my luck with older women, I assure you.

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Posted by: Shishka
This thread makes my eyes bleed.

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Posted by: vipercheif
Posted by: Kingcream
Haha you guys are right, there is no hope for that. See, normally if you screw up with a girl, you forget about her and move on. Not so with neighbors.



not true I made a friend in the summer that was a girl. she got mad at me for a reason that I still dont know... now I'm one of her best friends and I help her with her problems...problem is I love her.... I feel for you king


tell her, before you know it she'll forget about you and you will have lost your chance to do so. So tell here, if she says "ew" or "let's just stay friends", wel at least you tried.

Trust me, there's nothing worse then not telling her that kind of stuff. It's happened to me, and I kick myself everytime I see her because I know I blew it.

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Posted by: Cult of Zeus
If I had a dollar for every relationship I ruined I would be a very rich boy.
Ask her i you remember me if yes ask if she still has a boyfriend if yes your stuffed.
If she says no, you can start a new relationship


or get kicked in the balls.

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I'll bake her a pie.

  • 01.31.2005 6:17 PM PDT

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