- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: NuclearNutsack
Posted by: Funkenstein
I want to randomly explode in the middle of a crowded public place like a mall or supermarket. One minute I'm fine then the next minute, bam, I'm all over the blue light special. Then all you hear is people screaming and "Clean up on aisle 12, can we get clean up on aisle 12" over the loudspeaker.
Swallow some sodium, it has to be in its pure form. The sodium mixes with the water and hydrogen is released, sodium also causes a spark, which will ignite the hydrogen, then kaboom.
*horror stricken expression* ????
I would like to die honorably, like hara karee or something