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Subject: Funniest "One Liner", do you have what it takes?
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teacher: Division is like carrying the pig over the hill to the slaughterhouse.
student: Well why don't you just catapult the pig over since he'll die anyway?

[Edited on 6/18/2004 9:59:07 PM]

  • 06.18.2004 9:58 PM PDT

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Here's another version

teacher: Division is like carrying the pig over the hill
student: Man division must be tough if you say it's like that your mom is at least 800 pounds.

[Edited on 6/18/2004 10:04:15 PM]

  • 06.18.2004 10:02 PM PDT

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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

twelve minutes of lickin', two minutes of stickin'.

  • 06.18.2004 11:16 PM PDT
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Cryptkeeper: I'm dead. GET IT? DEAD?! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tales From The Crypt lol that one was kinda bad but hey, everyone at my work laughed at it.

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  • 06.19.2004 5:31 AM PDT
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"Hemeroids: The Other White Meat

They plump when you cook em'!"

lol that's one my friend T3stam3nt X made up.

  • 06.19.2004 5:35 AM PDT
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Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you voice your judgement, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

  • 06.19.2004 6:51 AM PDT
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Mister you have something on your face.....no right there, to the left, yeah you got it... wait, that is your face :O

funny?

  • 06.19.2004 8:46 AM PDT
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"When the going gets rough, quit."

"If at first you don't succeed- destroy all evidence that you tried."

Dad: WHY IS YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT?!? COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN!?!?!"
Boy: Well you see, Doug is like a fax machine. You open up that little panel thing and you put paper in. But it only works if you have something to scan, and sometimes you get a busy signal. In that case, you have to press the "options and settings button", and if that doesnt work make sure that you didn't leave your coffee..."

  • 06.19.2004 12:01 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

the best one liners in the world come from Full Metal Jacket

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html

  • 06.19.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: killingspree
Mister you have something on your face.....no right there, to the left, yeah you got it... wait, that is your face :O

funny?


That wasn't a "one-liner", it was a "one-and-three-quarters-liner".

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  • 06.19.2004 12:26 PM PDT

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I love that movie.

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Posted by: CANNON 117
I love that movie.


THAT IS THE FUNNIEST ONE LINER EVER UTTERED BY MAN.

  • 06.19.2004 12:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mr Homicide
Posted by: CANNON 117
I love that movie.


THAT IS THE FUNNIEST ONE LINER EVER UTTERED BY MAN.


Yes. Now bow down to me or be smited by my powerful toes, -blam!-es.

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You know what's a joke? Women's rights

I think a funnier one is WNBA

  • 06.19.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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Dont mean to be racist but:

"I'm about as frustrated as a crippled ethiopean watching a donut roll down a hill!"

  • 06.19.2004 1:00 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: Frag Master
Dont mean to be racist but:

"I'm about as frustrated as a crippled ethiopean watching a donut roll down a hill!"



I think you win.

  • 06.19.2004 1:01 PM PDT

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