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Subject: What do you do first in the shower?
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Poll: What do you do first in the shower  [closed]
Wash your hair:  38%
(15 Votes)
Wash your body:  35%
(14 Votes)
Tie a bar of soap to your foot:  28%
(11 Votes)
Total Votes: 40

I personally wash my hair.

  • 01.28.2005 9:15 PM PDT

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body because my body is full of dirty stuff . . . ;-)

  • 01.28.2005 9:30 PM PDT
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YOu don't wanna know

  • 01.28.2005 10:01 PM PDT

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  • 01.28.2005 10:02 PM PDT
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I breakdance, then make pancakes in the shape of Mickey Mouse... yeah...

  • 01.28.2005 10:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kroenen
YOu don't wanna know

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Posted by: gamingfreak200
Posted by: Kroenen
YOu don't wanna know


Oh but I do! </cheery voice>

  • 01.28.2005 10:09 PM PDT
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You don't wanna know...

  • 01.28.2005 10:12 PM PDT

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  • 01.28.2005 10:27 PM PDT
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I pee in the shower then I wash my hair then I wash my A$$

  • 01.28.2005 10:32 PM PDT
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I pee in the shower then I wash my hair then I wash my A$$

  • 01.28.2005 10:33 PM PDT
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Pissing in the shower is actually very environmentally friendly. Whatever goes down the shower drain goes in the same place as the toilet stuff goes, so you don't have to waste 3 gallons flushing the toilet.

  • 01.28.2005 10:35 PM PDT
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I make sure not to drop the soap.

*shudder*

  • 01.28.2005 10:38 PM PDT
Subject: Yeah!
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I like the way you think agent 404 though we could save even more money if we always pissed in the shower and took baths in the toilet.

Am I right people

  • 01.28.2005 10:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Ripper_05
I like the way you think agent 404 though we could save even more money if we always pissed in the shower and took baths in the toilet.

It's too cold in the toilet, and everytime I try to put my whole body in it gets stuck

And instead of taking a dump in the toilet, just got out on your lawn when your neighbors aren't looking, it's good for fertilizing the soil

[Edited on 1/28/2005 10:47:10 PM]

  • 01.28.2005 10:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: The Ripper_05
I like the way you think agent 404 though we could save even more money if we always pissed in the shower and took baths in the toilet.

It's too cold in the toilet, and everytime I try to put my whole body in it gets stuck

And instead of taking a dump in the toilet, just got out on your lawn when your neighbors aren't looking, it's good for fertilizing the soil


Better yet, go on your neighbors lawn when they aren't looking.

  • 01.28.2005 10:48 PM PDT
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Did you mean when they are looking?

[Edited on 1/29/2005 12:20:21 AM]

  • 01.29.2005 12:20 AM PDT
Subject: What do you do first in the shower?

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  • 01.29.2005 1:24 AM PDT
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Since you're never actually going to see me in the shower, I'll keep the details of my daily cleansing to myself.

  • 01.29.2005 4:23 AM PDT

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  • 01.29.2005 5:21 AM PDT
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Slip up and crack my head on everything in my bathroom on the way down. Getting up, I realise that I still have my clothes on too late, and get soaked. Getting out my wet feet get covered in hair that my sisters left and I cover myself in tulcum powder after leaning on it to reach my foot. Screaming in rage, I accidentally break three mirrors and slip up on shampoo that fell over all over the floor.


The I have a shower.

  • 01.29.2005 5:27 AM PDT

when i go in the shower i touch my self, and it feels all good, and then i become all clean and pretty.

  • 01.29.2005 8:20 AM PDT
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Yo mama.








It had to be said.

  • 01.29.2005 8:21 AM PDT
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I sing Showtunes. Alot.

Sometimes I bring my dog in for a duet.

  • 01.29.2005 8:24 AM PDT

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