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Subject: What kind of toilet paper does the Master Chief use?

I would have to say that he uses good ol' leaves. Since he is a rugged militaristic fighting death machine, he porbably does not take interest in sanitizing his crevace with sweet, little, frilly cotton paper. Or perhaps he cleanes his rear with the enemies face?

  • 01.29.2005 2:12 PM PDT
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Naw, he uses the fluffy stuff with imprints of Elite faces...so he can be clean and happy while wiping on his enemies' faces.

  • 01.29.2005 2:25 PM PDT
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This conversation is unecassary and kind of scary. What gave you the idea to talk about something like Master Chief's toilet paper?

  • 01.29.2005 2:26 PM PDT
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wes: u want me to gt naked on my web came?

he uses baseball bats with rusty iron nails sticking out of em

  • 01.29.2005 2:27 PM PDT
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he uses old pie tins.

  • 01.29.2005 2:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: madcoconut
he uses baseball bats with rusty iron nails sticking out of em
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What can we say hes just that tough.

  • 01.29.2005 2:37 PM PDT

Actually I heard that he sometimes enjoys a nice crevace scrubbing with spent magazine cases.

  • 01.29.2005 2:49 PM PDT
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he wears diapers.

  • 01.29.2005 3:51 PM PDT
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He has to have some kind of waste recycler in that suit o' his. How else could he take a crap on the battlefield?

  • 01.29.2005 3:59 PM PDT
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The Master Chief's feces is recycled, then ingested again.

Its the cycle of life.

  • 01.29.2005 4:04 PM PDT
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he doesn't need to crap

  • 01.29.2005 4:04 PM PDT