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Subject: Excuses to not go to school/work on Nov.9!!!
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List your excuses like
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Ext Ext id love to see the funny crap u guys come out with

  • 06.18.2004 3:41 PM PDT

I tripped and have to lay in bed for two weeks to recover. Actually, make that six.

  • 06.18.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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The sequel to the 3rd best game ever is coming.

  • 06.18.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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Thats good stuff keep it up guys :O

  • 06.18.2004 3:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: D von
The sequel to the 3rd best game ever is coming.

Whats in 1st and 2nd place

  • 06.18.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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1) I don't have to go
2) I'm the consumer here, leave me alone.
3) If I had a dog as ugly as you......
4) Leave me alone, wanker.

  • 06.18.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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1) I got in a plane crash... and my family died... and now I'm a vegetable.
I'll see you tommorow. (Family guy =P)

2) An ant on my ant farm died, I have to hold a burial ceremony...

  • 06.18.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

1. If you make me come, Im bringing my Xbox, TV, and Sofa into my cubicle with me!

2. Just gimme the damn vacation time!

3. I...Need...to...relieve...stress...*crazy face twitches*

4. I be sick *cough* *cough*

5. Dont give an escuse... just give vauge hints the next day, with obscure references to your highschool days, and if anyone asks you a direct question, look around wildly and then whisper 'do you want them to hear? shut up!... watching...watching... always watching'... then stagger off muttering under your breath

  • 06.18.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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1) Halo 2 is out!

2) Halo 2 is out!

3) Halo 2 is out!.. Seeing a trend here?

MAN, I just love saying that...

[Edited on 6/18/2004 6:41:45 PM]

  • 06.18.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

watching...watching...always... always watching... JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! *curls up and shivers in corner*

  • 06.18.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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If you can manage to catch something like say, Mono, then you're probably good to go for at least a month off. To be safe, maybe try something more severe like a bad case of the shingles.

  • 06.18.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

or you could just show your boss the halo2 screens and hell say bring it in, and then you get an office lan party...

  • 06.18.2004 6:57 PM PDT
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Come in, clothes messy, two ties on, pants on backwards, use a Sharpie and make REALLY exaggerated bags under your eyes and cover your face in green (or yellow) highlighter.

Either that, or show up naked (loin cloth / dishtowel work, too) and claim your dryer shrank all your clothes.

Possibly even come in with a trenchcoat and a fake beard made from your grandmother's back hair. And douse yourself in vinegar, too. Don't ask WHY, just frieking DO it!

  • 06.18.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

watching.....watching......watching......always....why me.... theyll never get me.... watching...

  • 06.18.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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Ahem. . .two things here.

Reason NOT to go:
[school] I don't have to go because I'm paying thousands of dollars to get an education here. Now, why would you care if I didn't come because you're still getting paid.
[work] I'm not coming because I'm not going to classes. Therefore, I must take the time to actually study my stuff so I can still pass the class without attending.

Reason TO go:
[both] I must go, because I need to take the time and ponder the levels I was just on. I can't figure out what went wrong, what I need to do next, or what I can do better while playing the game, so maybe I can go to class/work and think it over. It's not like I'm paying attention, or involved anyway.

Or, the EVER popular:
I died. Therefore, I am undead. Therefore, I can't come out during the day. Therefore, until you hold night classes, or open the office at night, I won't come. (If they start holding classes at night, just say, "I got better!" and repeat the cycle until they give up.)

  • 06.18.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Actually, my best friend (Halo buddy) and I were talking about this. We decided that since we have to go to our Fraternity meetings, we're gonna take a TV and Xbox and play during the meetings. This is no joke. It's either that, or excuse us and let us play in our rooms. And, we decided we'll go to class, eat, and sleep (for 5 hours). But, all the inbetween times. . .HALO DOS BABY!!!

  • 06.18.2004 7:26 PM PDT

To be safe, maybe try something more severe like a bad case of the shingles.
That kept my French teacher away. It's been about a year so far.

  • 06.18.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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You could say that a family member has a deadly virus.

  • 06.18.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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* I recieved a disease from work and now i can only cure it with HALO 2
* I have to take my vacation...[color=red]NOW!!!!!![/color]
* (yelling at boss with machete) [color=gold]LOOK, I HAVE WAITED ALMOST THREE YEARS FOR THIS GAME TO COME OUT!!! NOW, YOU WILL NOT TELL ME I CANNOT TAKE TOMORROW OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

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  • 06.18.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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1st is Marathon 2nd is Myth.

  • 06.18.2004 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: D von
1st is Marathon 2nd is Myth.


What do you mean?

  • 06.18.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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1)BBBBAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFF
2) I LOST MY SCHOOL
3) I'M RUNNING FROM THE NOT PLAYING HALO2 PO-PO THEY WANT TO MAKE ME PLAY HALO2

  • 06.18.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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1) I decided to take my thanksgiving vacation early. Just give me my final a year after break.

2) School? What School? I don't go to school after release dates.

3)Yesterday was Senior Ditch Day, remember?

  • 06.18.2004 9:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: D von
1st is Marathon 2nd is Myth.

What do you mean?


D von ranks marathon and myth has the first and second best games ever (he was answering a previous question). Now of course, i'm gonna disagree with him. Myth = 1, Marathon =2. Halo =3. But that's only because Myth owned me for three + years of my life. No game has ever done that to me before. Damn you b.net! Why'd you have to die on me!

  • 06.19.2004 12:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: Texas Ben
or you could just show your boss the halo2 screens and hell say bring it in, and then you get an office lan party...

Heh. Or you could show the boss a cost-benefit sheet of letting you stay home to play versus bringing it in, which would result in the boss paying for:
* all those lost man-hours as co-workers get roped in
* the bandwidth used on the office's T3 to host XBL games throughout the building
* the electricity
* janitorial/laundry expenses for carpet-stains from those playing the solo campaign (and the related hygene issues, bringing OSHA in on the whole thing)
* clients on the phone as their calls go unanswered or abandoned
* and... well, you see the picture.

-- Steve would like to note that this is not, strictly speaking, blackmail...

  • 06.19.2004 9:17 AM PDT

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