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Subject: Excuses to not go to school/work on Nov.9!!!
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heh heh... thats even better... no dumbass co-workers to slow you down experiencing it in all its glory

  • 06.19.2004 9:35 AM PDT
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Either yuo close school today or when you go to your -blam!- school you will see about 20 study freaks that dot know what there are missing!!!
Principal: where are the rest 100 people!
Me: We skipped you class so we can have a Halo LAN party at my house!
[me smacks principal] I DONT NEED SCHOOl! I HAVE HALO 2!

  • 06.19.2004 9:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
1. If you make me come, Im bringing my Xbox, TV, and Sofa into my cubicle with me!

2. Just gimme the damn vacation time!

3. I...Need...to...relieve...stress...*crazy face twitches*

4. I be sick *cough* *cough*

5. Dont give an escuse... just give vauge hints the next day, with obscure references to your highschool days, and if anyone asks you a direct question, look around wildly and then whisper 'do you want them to hear? shut up!... watching...watching... always watching'... then stagger off muttering under your breath


hahaha good idea... only problem = > my dad would kill me

  • 06.19.2004 10:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Hell Starter
Either yuo close school today or when you go to your -blam!- school you will see about 20 study freaks that dot know what there are missing!!!
Principal: where are the rest 100 people!
Me: We skipped you class so we can have a Halo LAN party at my house!
[me smacks principal] I DONT NEED SCHOOl! I HAVE HALO 2!


rest of the hundred people, how many people do you have at your school?!
I have like 450 lol, such a shabby school.

heres an excuse:
My homework at my dog, I'm sueing... Unless you give me 1 month off of school.

  • 06.19.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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I have to save the Earth from the Covenant Invasion, you'll all thank me later.

  • 06.19.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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Well, it all depends if i could convince my parents...
1) Pretend to be sick (its only november 9th, nothing important happeniing in grade 11)
2) -blam!- you school
3)what is this school you speak of...?

  • 06.19.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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Just go kiss a sick person. You don't even need to make somthing stupid up.

  • 06.19.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Final Spartan
Just go kiss a sick person. You don't even need to make somthing stupid up.


AIDS anybody? lol, if you did that you might get herpies or something X(

  • 06.19.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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Go to school dressed as the MC in nightmare armor. Tell teacher that you have to go and save the earth.......and get a note from parents that says that.

  • 06.19.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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Start going on about a circumcision due to an embaring disease, and how it's becoming difficult to pee. They'll give you time off work or school just to get you to stop talking.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:33:54 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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only 3+ years jag? myth has swallowed up 4-5 years of my life and still counting.

1)"Close family member died..... and I burned my thumbs so there is NO way I stayed home playing Halo 2 all day"

eh that's the best i can come up with....i like to leave these lists to teh pro's

  • 06.19.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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1) (the only one i have) i got a plasma burn, i need time to recover.

  • 06.19.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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1) Start a huge fire and pull the fire alarm at school.

2) Hey look it's Barbara Streisand(run away when people aren't looking).

3) Obviously, i'm sick "Hint hint".

[Edited on 6/19/2004 10:12:13 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 10:07 PM PDT
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boss/principle: "why arn't you at work/school!!!"
you(slips money into pocket): "get something nice."
boss/principle: "I see, carry on."
bribary my friends the solution to all lifes problems

  • 06.20.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Frankly im just going to tell the truth... to be frank... my mom dont give a darn(mostly because all other years i get perfect attendance and goot grades) lol...imagine the teachers face!

  • 06.23.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: SketchFactor
If you can manage to catch something like say, Mono, then you're probably good to go for at least a month off. To be safe, maybe try something more severe like a bad case of the shingles.


Though a little off the topic I have had a bad case of shingles, right on the back of my neck. I was maybe 12 at the time but I remember it being one of the most painfull things and my doctor was surprised I had it because its rare among younger people. People tell me that I have marks on my neck, like a scar or where the skin is darker. Though since I cannot see my own neck I dont know.

  • 06.23.2004 8:09 PM PDT

[color=white]My excuse is Halo 2.[/color]

  • 06.23.2004 8:16 PM PDT
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I came down with a case of Boren's Syndrome

  • 06.24.2004 6:05 AM PDT
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My face fell off. Drop a scary melty looking mask on th ground. cover ur face with something and say "OW!" really loud and run out of the school.

  • 06.24.2004 7:07 AM PDT
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also do u guys like my signiture

  • 06.24.2004 7:10 AM PDT
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dammit my friend can get off school anyday all he has to do is eat one peanut and get a severe allergic reaction and voialla no school

  • 06.24.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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Look guys I'm not coming in tomorrow or for the next week
Why?
I said I'm not coming in WTF is your problem?
I want to know why you won't be in for a week?
I pity the fool who doesn't have Halo 2 on pre-order.
OH CRAP THATS WHAT I FORGOT, carry on.

  • 06.24.2004 8:58 AM PDT
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Telling someone you crapped your pants always works. It will cost you some embarassment, but no one can say no to a kid with poop in his pants. I don't know if i would want to crap my pants all launch week though...

  • 06.24.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Do like I did if you are in work and not school and have vacation time go ahead and put it on the calendar now. I did the day they anounced the release date then when it comes up say hey its been on the calendar for six months bite me

The Duke

  • 06.24.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Good thing my school has a video game club. Im calling a meeting November 9th, and all the people that preordered the game shall have their parents pick it up for them, so we can play right after school.

  • 06.24.2004 1:19 PM PDT

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