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Subject: Excuses to not go to school/work on Nov.9!!!
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Well... junior year in high school is boring, so no point going in. I'll get up before everyone else, just not for school. Wait in line, pick up game, call my school, pretending to be my dad, and say "My son will not be in school for the next few days due to a death in the extended family". Safe excuse, as long as my mom doesn't get flowers in the mail trying to comfort her after the death of her sister. :P

[Edited on 6/24/2004 7:38:29 PM]

  • 06.24.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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LOL holycrap this is better than i expected i got one

1) after u get ur copie of halo 2. run away run far far away with ur tv and xbox and play..play urlife away.

  • 06.24.2004 11:40 PM PDT
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1.) Well, y'see, I came down with this really nasty case of projectile leprosy...

2.) Yeah, uhh... my stigmata's acting up again...

3.) Dude, you should've seen what happened to my rug.

4.) I ran out of my meds. I can come in if you want, but if people start disappearing, it'll be your fault.

  • 06.25.2004 7:05 AM PDT
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I will take a day off and thats it.
Oh yes, I am paying the police if you catch my drift.
*exit while laughing manically*

  • 06.25.2004 7:43 AM PDT
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These trix are recommended for people that's still in school... And lives home...

1) Some times i stay up very late like to 3 a clock at night in like 3 days and then the third morning my mom can't wake me up. Then she asks me "are you shure that you should go to school?" and then i answer "...whell...hmf...(keep your eyes closed and look very tired)... i don't think so...hmf...hmf.." It works very often especially if I have complained about my teacher ore told my mom that i didn't feel so good the yesterday afternoon.

2) If your mom is psychic and can teel if youre faking then close the door the night before and turn up the heat on the radiator. The next morning you will have a qiute horrible headeck and the room will be quite hot so you say "It's cold mom" and its great if youre sweating...

Hope it helps... The last one is a little nuts though but it works...

  • 06.25.2004 8:35 AM PDT
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My gameplaying carpel-tunnel is acting up so badly, I can't grasp a pen... but I can use a controller.

My tonsils are swollen with excitement.

I'm allergic to not playing Halo and its sequels.

  • 06.25.2004 8:57 AM PDT
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Im Unemployed

  • 06.25.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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I've come down with BRUTitis in my throaght
my car broke down and i missed the bus
i developed a cure for cancer so i'm looking for someone to test it on.

  • 06.25.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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1.)I got the Halo 2 flew, I will die if I do not take two weeks off to beat this!!!
2.)Hmmm....I died in a plaine wreck and need to take a week to reserect again...

Im all out of ideas I'll think of some more excusses sometime later.

  • 06.25.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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eliminate all communication witht the outside world and just don't go. If they come looking for you, ESCAPE, then go to a cofee shop with your x-box and hook it up there.

  • 06.25.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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1)i had two play my game.

2)you bore me 2 death!

3)H2 is more important than school.period!

  • 06.25.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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1: I have lost my limbs tempoarily!
2: I`m going to switch brain with my dog!
3: I got a cold and.... Screw you! I`m going home to play H2!

  • 06.25.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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"Hey--pick a name--I'm going to need to take Nov.9,10, and the 11th off."
"Why?"
"Uh well you see it's a little bit complicated... family issues, mom, dad, divorce... legal stuff... I don't really want to go into all the--"
"No, no that's fine I understand, take as long as you need off. Come back when you're good."

  • 06.26.2004 1:43 AM PDT
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WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN!

If EVERY member of b.net writes a letter to their congressman, trying to get november, 9th declared as a national holiday then... then... then we'll all have very annoyed congressmen.

BUT what if it works (It certainly won't) BUT What if???

Just ask yourself "What if we had Halo Day, or Videogames Day, or even Technology Day, or something like that?"

What if ??????

http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/

  • 06.26.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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If you go to my school you could pay attention to the geometry teacher's lectures (100% sure to give you a brain tumor or some other form of cancer). I completely read first strike in a couple of days when she was uhh... "teaching."

  • 06.26.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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i dont because then i have 2 do ALOT of makeup work....WAAAAAA!

  • 06.26.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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actully is November 9th on a weekend? and what about the seventh?i got the special edition!

  • 06.26.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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9th is on tuesday

7th is on saturday

  • 06.26.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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Monday25thOctober, tell my course tutor i'm going away to New England for 3weeks (i've been before therefore, I can lie). Saturday6th-Sunday7thNovember, play Halo1 for the 'final' time on Legendary. Monday8thNovember, sleep all day to recover from being up all night saying 'goodbye' to Halo1. 11:30pm Monday8thNovember, head into city centre to buy Halo2 at a special midnight-opening of the local Virgin Megastore. 12:25amTuesday9thNovember, smell the new-ness of the box/ manual and spend the next 24-28ish hours playing it. Just saying all this crap gets the goosebumps on my arms going!!!!

  • 06.26.2004 11:57 PM PDT
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Has anyone here seen The Clerks? It's a new black-and-white comedy. I can't link to it due to language...
Anyway, it's got my favourite so far:
"Come to work? Now? No!
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But I'm -blam!- tired!"

  • 06.27.2004 12:17 AM PDT
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These work for both School and work actually...

1) I'm sorry, it's all my fault. The UNSC mainframe went down. I spent all day yesterday fixing it. (give them a wink here)

2) I found out that The Flood had landed on Earth. I went on a secret mission to exterminate them. Wait...did you hear that? (run off)

3) Well I woulda been away longer, but theres a Prophet hiding in the janitors closet....

  • 06.27.2004 12:42 AM PDT
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my great granma died and i am in mournig, so i put my self into a serious case of depression and i need to be in my room on h2 untill i beat it.

  • 06.27.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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1. my dad thinks he's pregnent agian.

2. that dead rat I eat off the side walk isn't agreing with my stumic.

3. I need to take time off to figure out why u never gave me a raise.

4. my granmother died agian.

5, I looked at my report card and know I think i'm having a heart atack.

6. WTF halo 2 comeing out I have to be absent from school/work. and since i'm not omish I there fore have to be playing halo 2.

  • 07.10.2004 11:22 AM PDT
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL IN SICK, THEY NEVER ASK QUESTIONS

  • 07.11.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: carterburton
If EVERY member of b.net writes a letter to their congressman, trying to get november, 9th declared as a national holiday then... then... then we'll all have very annoyed congressmen.


Been thinking about this...if its declared a holiday then deliveries wont occur, shops might not open...and worse...WE WONT GET THE GAME!!!! so no, we dont want a national holiday :P ok, maybe over doing it a touch but a b.net holiday could be interesting.

  • 07.11.2004 3:06 AM PDT

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