- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
As I said, post your stories of destruction. Here's mine.
It was a dark day. I had nothing to do, so I decided to have some fun. I went on the road, acting casual. Suddenly, a car comes past. I hijack it and kill the unsuspecting civilian within it. I get out and plant a C4 charge on the hood of the car. "This should be fun" I thought. I drove into town, right next to the Russian mafia headquarters. I parked, and got out. I ran about a mile, then looked back and zoomed in on the building with my binoculars. It was funny, all those people who didn't realize what was about to happen. BOOM. The car erupted and blew up, taking the mafia base with it. People screamed, as the rubble came down apon there unprotected heads. I went back into town to examine the carnage. I went to the ruins, and bam! I was shot. An armed car drove around the corner and shot at me. I quickly jacked a car and got the hell out of there. But I was pursued by two other mafia cars. I couldn't take many more hits. All of the sudden, a helicopter appeared overhead. I figured I could jack it, but it was getting away. Determined to not let it escape, I blew it out of the sky with my trusty RPG. I turned around and got in my car. Only to see that the helicopter wreckage was about to crash down apon me. "Oh -blam!-" I thought, and the wreckage fell on top of my car, killing me and blowing up one of my pursuers.
The End