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Subject: Just a wee bit overboard.....
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Posted by: buffalo wing
The only monster from a movie that even remotely scares me is that face-hugger thing from Alien. And that's probably because i'm claustrophobic.

I wasn't too bothered by face huggers. Then I saw this.

  • 01.30.2005 5:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Hey guys, ever think that aliens are actually nice people? Perhaps people who are just exploring the galaxy and trying to keep their home planet from dying of starvation...not by eating us of course.

-blam!- probing.

Aliens that travel thousands of light-years just to see what's up our ass cannot be nice people.

What about thermometers? The buttocks is the most accurate place for thermal readings or whatever it's called. They might just want to see if we are warm or cold blooded...or they might just think we are sick and they are taking our temperature.

  • 01.30.2005 5:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
-blam!- probing.


I want that in my sig...

  • 01.30.2005 5:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Hey guys, ever think that aliens are actually nice people? Perhaps people who are just exploring the galaxy and trying to keep their home planet from dying of starvation...not by eating us of course.

-blam!- probing.

Aliens that travel thousands of light-years just to see what's up our ass cannot be nice people.

What about thermometers? The buttocks is the most accurate place for thermal readings or whatever it's called. They might just want to see if we are warm or cold blooded...or they might just think we are sick and they are taking our temperature.

They could at least ask permission.....

  • 01.30.2005 5:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: madcow2021
I'll just keep believing that the Covenant will come one day and instead of being mean they will be cool and we will all have a big techno dance party!


I bet that's what all those alien cover-ups are. The aliens are just coming to earth quietly to have a techno rave with the president and Tom Cruise. Those lights are the lights from the party. The reason people can never see them is because they are distorted by the fog machines. Those people who say they are being carried onto ships are really just drunk and crowd surfing. Those people who say they were experitmented on are just etremely "under the influence" and probably just getting body peircing or the cops are doing a cavity search. Trust me.

  • 01.30.2005 5:28 PM PDT
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Perhaps the people who are "abducted" were so wigged out by the experience that...oh forget it. Rest assured, the aliens will most likely not abduct you. And if they do, you will most likely survive and have a story to tell your children and grandchildren.

  • 01.30.2005 5:30 PM PDT
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LMAO

Good one Douglas.

[Edited on 1/30/2005 5:32:28 PM]

  • 01.30.2005 5:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halifax
Perhaps the people who are "abducted" were so wigged out by the experience that...oh forget it. Rest assured, the aliens will most likely not abduct you. And if they do, you will most likely survive and have a story to tell your children and grandchildren.

"Grandpa, tell me about the time when the mean old aliens shoved the big needle up your butt."

  • 01.30.2005 5:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Perhaps the people who are "abducted" were so wigged out by the experience that...oh forget it. Rest assured, the aliens will most likely not abduct you. And if they do, you will most likely survive and have a story to tell your children and grandchildren.

"Grandpa, tell me about the time when the mean old aliens shoved the big needle up your butt."

Hey, it's a story that would live on for generations to come.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Hey guys, ever think that aliens are actually nice people? Perhaps people who are just exploring the galaxy and trying to keep their home planet from dying of starvation...not by eating us of course.

-blam!- probing.

Aliens that travel thousands of light-years just to see what's up our ass cannot be nice people.



LMAO

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Hey guys, ever think that aliens are actually nice people? Perhaps people who are just exploring the galaxy and trying to keep their home planet from dying of starvation...not by eating us of course.

-blam!- probing.

Aliens that travel thousands of light-years just to see what's up our ass cannot be nice people.



LMAO

Well, I suppose if your ass is no longer attached to your body the experiance will be less painful, than if you had your ass still attached.

[Edited on 1/30/2005 5:39:07 PM]

  • 01.30.2005 5:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Perhaps the people who are "abducted" were so wigged out by the experience that...oh forget it. Rest assured, the aliens will most likely not abduct you. And if they do, you will most likely survive and have a story to tell your children and grandchildren.

"Grandpa, tell me about the time when the mean old aliens shoved the big needle up your butt."

Hey, it's a story that would live on for generations to come.

For sure.

  • 01.30.2005 5:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: MCs Brother
-blam!- probing.


I want that in my sig...

Awllllllll right!

I'm in! Giggity giggity giggity goo!

  • 01.30.2005 5:39 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

The invisos are out there......

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Posted by: MCs Brother
The invisos are out there......

Just waiting to give you a high five!...sorry.

[Edited on 1/30/2005 5:42:01 PM]

  • 01.30.2005 5:41 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Damn MIB, always stealing the posts.....

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Damn MIB, always stealing the posts.....

But I thought they didn't exist? That stupid guy in a suit said I was an alien, then when I asked him if he was from MIB he said he never heard of them and ran off into some hidden compartment under my toilet.

  • 01.30.2005 5:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Damn MIB, always stealing the posts.....

But I thought they didn't exist? That stupid guy in a suit said I was an alien, then when I asked him if he was from MIB he said he never heard of them and ran off into some hidden compartment under my toilet.

You saw [color=white] nothing [/color]. It was a [color=red] weather balloon [/color]. Ball lightning. Swamp Gas. Venus. There is no cover-up. There are no little [color=green] green [/color] men. Your cow wasn't mutilated. It ran in front of a mulcher. You didn't have sex with an alien. There is no [color=black] MIB [/color]. No UFOs. No [color=orange] Roswell [/color]. I'm being perfectly honest. This conversation [color=yellow] never [/color] took place.

[Edited on 1/30/2005 5:58:58 PM]

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Damn MIB, always stealing the posts.....

But I thought they didn't exist? That stupid guy in a suit said I was an alien, then when I asked him if he was from MIB he said he never heard of them and ran off into some hidden compartment under my toilet.

You saw [color=white] nothing [/color]. It was a [color=red] weather balloon [/color]. Ball lightning. Swamp Gas. Venus. There is no cover-up. There are no little [color=green] green [/color] men. Your cow wasn't mutilated. It ran in front of a mulcher. You didn't have sex with an alien. There is no [color=black] MIB [/color]. No UFOs. No [color=orange] Roswell [/color]. I'm being perfectly honest. This conversation [color=yellow] never [/color] took place.

The colors make it so much more believable...believable? Of course he isn't lying! What on earth am I saying?

  • 01.30.2005 6:00 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

[color=black] We [/color] know where [color=red] you [/color] live.

  • 01.30.2005 6:09 PM PDT
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your choice of colors CONFUSE and ENRAGE ME

  • 01.30.2005 6:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: angrysk8r
your choice of colors CONFUSE and ENRAGE ME

[color=black] We'll [/color] be paying [color=yellow] you [/color] a visit.

  • 01.30.2005 6:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
[color=black] We [/color] know where [color=red] you [/color] live.

Excellent, now you can send me coupons in the mail!

  • 01.30.2005 6:17 PM PDT
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Hmm....you know....Roswell has to get over it...

  • 01.30.2005 7:05 PM PDT
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Oooo have any of you guys ever had sleep paralysis before? It's when you are awake but your body is still in paralysis and you hallucinate and hear things. A lot of the people who experience it think they are being abducted, but It's happened to me so many times I'm used to it. Although there was one time where it happened and I awoke with a strange electric jolt going through my Danger Zone. Anyway....

If you want to know more about it heres a linky link
Sleep Paralysis

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