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Subject: Why, Bungie, why??? Now with the best responses!

Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z28 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.

And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.

And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back.

Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks.

Here are the best responses to this thread

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


Posted by: XanaduDestroysU
Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.


Posted by: cusejuice22
congratulations dude u have problems


Posted by: qod1337
I dont understant what your saying, you jump from R2D2 to C3PO W.T.F?Also whats a g-unit????


Posted by: Halo Creed
When did Halo turn into Star Wars? The gun with a really powerful binocular is called a Sniper Rifle and whats a g-unit? I never knew 50-cent was an equipment in halo.


Posted by: Leatherface Ace
that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website.
thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.


Posted by: baconsambj69
It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig?


Posted by: sovietkitty 101
Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose?
If you are your good at it


Posted by: SPONDULICKS
omg are u 5?


u dont know enything about the maps do u?

and if u care this much about the map

pple would think that u actually know the back ground to the maps *sigh*


And finally...

Posted by: Carbine Guy132
Yeah you're most definitely. a moron.

Equipment is there because this is HALO 3, not HALO 2, learn to adapt. If you want to make the arrangement like you want it, FORGE it.

Secondly, you're mad because you can't camp with the shotgun? Seriously get a different gun, a different tactic, and try to shoot someone with it. You'll get better at Halo.

And secondly, I believe LOCKOUT was a FORERUNNER structure, and now BLACKOUT is a HUMAN structure, therefor humans don't have beams of light that lift you up, they have fans. And how the hell is that even relevant?


Late additions...

Posted by: McSpizzy
Fist, you people start complaining about not having lockout on Halo 3.

Now, you're complaining about how much it sucks.

It's not actually that bad. If you think you could do better, work for Bungie!


Posted by: xXSACUIXx
Play the game and except it for what it is. If Bungie would have kept it the same which you most likely want you would still be here complaining about how they didn't change anything.






[Edited on 04.17.2008 3:01 PM PDT]

  • 04.16.2008 7:31 AM PST
Subject: Why, Bungie, why???

hhahahahah awesome

  • 04.16.2008 7:33 AM PST

Lol nice

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Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.

  • 04.16.2008 7:33 AM PST

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.

dude... its a joke... read it again.

  • 04.16.2008 7:34 AM PST

Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.

  • 04.16.2008 7:34 AM PST
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Well done! I started to shake my head while reading this; but then (near the end, forgive my idiocy) I realized that this post, is as ingenious as the actual complainers are stupid.

Well done, sir. Well done.

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HAHAHAHA!!! I really enjoyed this, o man was that ever good... kudos to you man.

I also realise that some people aren't reading this and are just posting.. either that or they just can't comprehend the sure complexity that is.. making fun of others.

[Edited on 04.16.2008 7:39 AM PDT]

  • 04.16.2008 7:37 AM PST

What?

Lol at people that can't comprehend jokes.

  • 04.16.2008 7:37 AM PST

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


Oh, the irony.

Anyway to the OP, awesome post, I lol'd inside. So actually I lis'd.(laughed inside softly)

  • 04.16.2008 7:37 AM PST

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Posted by: BeaverNTN
Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.

And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.

And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a nina with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something.

Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks.



Want a cookie ?

  • 04.16.2008 7:38 AM PST
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rofl, saved

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Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


seriously??!??!? are you serious???
i have lost all faith in the human race.

  • 04.16.2008 7:38 AM PST

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hilarious!

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Nice. Yeah, I never played Lockout so I always wonder WTF those locations are.

  • 04.16.2008 7:39 AM PST
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i wish there was a recommend button as well as a report one.

  • 04.16.2008 7:39 AM PST

It is obviously a JOKE dumbasses!!!

read the second sentence

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

  • 04.16.2008 7:40 AM PST
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a++ thread

well done sir

  • 04.16.2008 7:41 AM PST

Posted by: BeaverNTN
First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.

Best part. Great post.

  • 04.16.2008 7:42 AM PST
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My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others. My manner of thinking stems straight from my considered reflections; it holds with my existence, with the way I am made. It is not in my power to alter it; and were it, I'd not do so

WTF A G-UNIT!? I THOUGHT THEY REMOVED THOSE! WTF, BUNGIE!???

  • 04.16.2008 7:43 AM PST

I AM THE PIERAT KING!

I mean seriously who I enjoy the little changes they made to the map, but the next time I see a -blam!-tard crouching on a rack in the corner of the room I shall give a cleavland steamer to his mother!

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Haha that is the best thing I have read in ages you my friend are my hero!

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Posted by: XanaduDestroysU
Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.


Good idea actually, he should.

  • 04.16.2008 7:44 AM PST
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I respect your opinion, I'm probably just going to disagree with it.

Hahahaha, R2D2 to C3PO... Classic.

  • 04.16.2008 7:44 AM PST
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Btw - polls on bungie.net mean absolutely nothing, so please don't use them to try and prove some kind of point.

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nice..." long gun with binoculars" lol spree

  • 04.16.2008 7:46 AM PST