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Subject: Why, Bungie, why???

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Very good, but that thing that shoots in three round bursts look a lot more like a G36 than an M16.

  • 04.16.2008 8:29 AM PDT
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[b] lol best thread ive seen so far

  • 04.16.2008 8:30 AM PDT
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I used to talk about Halo like that.
Aaaah the nostalgia.

  • 04.16.2008 8:30 AM PDT

Posted by: Halo Creed
Posted by: BeaverNTN
Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.


When did Halo turn into Star Wars? The gun with a really powerful binocular is called a Sniper Rifle and whats a g-unit? I never knew 50-cent was an equipment in halo.

amazing... you can recognize that the man is talking about things that don't exist... and you can't figure out its a joke...

  • 04.16.2008 8:30 AM PDT

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Don't let the haters drag you down.

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  • 04.16.2008 8:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: Billgphotography
Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.

dude... its a joke... read it again.
lol How do you know he wasn't joking? Nice post, OP.

  • 04.16.2008 8:32 AM PDT
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haha. it's even more amusing that people think you're serious.

  • 04.16.2008 8:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: XanaduDestroysU
Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.

  • 04.16.2008 8:33 AM PDT

"oh bother" said Winne The Pooh as he chambered another round.

Posted by: BeaverNTN
Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


Well, if its human technology, couldn't they at least make it an escalator or something?


Haha nice man.

  • 04.16.2008 8:35 AM PDT

Posted by: Halo Creed
When did Halo turn into Star Wars? The gun with a really powerful binocular is called a Sniper Rifle and whats a g-unit? I never knew 50-cent was an equipment in halo.


You sir are an idiot.

  • 04.16.2008 8:36 AM PDT

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that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website.
thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.

  • 04.16.2008 8:37 AM PDT

Posted by: Achronos
That's one of the reasons why if you're using bungie.net polls to collect any kind of real data, you're completely insane.

How is this a joke? It doesnt sound like a joke to me...

  • 04.16.2008 8:38 AM PDT

what dont kill ya make ya more strong

yeah that is what all those hardcore -blam!-s sound like. they really need to calm down.

  • 04.16.2008 8:38 AM PDT

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Awesome :)

  • 04.16.2008 8:40 AM PDT

Posted by: Leatherface Ace
that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website.
thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.


You're welcome. :)

  • 04.16.2008 8:40 AM PDT
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haha, I actually spend a good 15 seconds trying to figure out what C3PO was...

Nice troll, 5/5

  • 04.16.2008 8:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gi85on
i wish there was a recommend button as well as a report one.
You= F-ING GENIUS

  • 04.16.2008 8:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.

You are so full of fail.

  • 04.16.2008 8:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Halo Creed
How is this a joke? It doesnt sound like a joke to me...


No seriously... like really... seriously...

  • 04.16.2008 8:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: BeaverNTN
Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.

And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.

And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a nina with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something.

Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks.

My roflcopter just upgraded it's fuel capacity. I'm going to laugh for a while..

  • 04.16.2008 8:59 AM PDT

Reeeeeeeeeeeach, mmmmkay.

This post MIGHT have the largest number of signature worthy quotes in Bungie history.

My fav
...like a ninja with a shotgun...

  • 04.16.2008 9:01 AM PDT

Posted by: Halo Creed
How is this a joke? It doesnt sound like a joke to me...

Umm.....................really? You seriously need to learn how to think in a complex manner. I don't think I could ever have a real conversation with you because I would be sarcastic and you would cry. Then I would just make fun of you for crying and being unintelligent. Then you would go kill yourself. And I don't want that to happen.

  • 04.16.2008 9:03 AM PDT

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send in teh ROFLcopt0rz

  • 04.16.2008 9:05 AM PDT
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I love it when people post something smart and funny and people don't get it. These are my favorite threads.

  • 04.16.2008 9:09 AM PDT