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Subject: Why, Bungie, why???

http://www.myspace.com/thesilencebroken

hahaha this is priceless.

READ THE POST PEOPLE, HES NOT COMPLAINING.

  • 04.16.2008 9:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Monty Xander
Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


Thank you for giving us an example!

hahahahahahaha. So true.

  • 04.16.2008 9:13 AM PDT

Halo 3 in The Work PLace: Work Hard, Play Hard
Posted By: John Lennon
My mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy." They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didnt understand life.

Hilarious. It took me a second, then WD40 brought it all home.

Posted by: BeaverNTN
Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z06 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.

And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.

And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back.

Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks.

QFT

  • 04.16.2008 9:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Very good, but that thing that shoots in three round bursts look a lot more like a G36 than an M16.


Actually, I think it looks like a Famas.
With a scope on the top.
Or binoculars on the top.

  • 04.16.2008 9:19 AM PDT
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Personally, I can't keep the R1 drop port with the long silver shiny thing straight from the Z400 drop port with the overpowered sand blaster thingy.

Great post though, and pity the morons who don't get it.

  • 04.16.2008 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: XanaduDestroysU
Go play Halo 2 if you miss lockout.


You sir, are an idiot.

Nice one to the OP, that made me laugh.

  • 04.16.2008 9:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: RaDekk7
Well done! I started to shake my head while reading this; but then (near the end, forgive my idiocy) I realized that this post, is as ingenious as the actual complainers are stupid.

Well done, sir. Well done.


Great post man! I am sick and tired of all of the posts saying that bungie sucks. They could have simply not made Halo 3 and left u hanging after halo 2, not knowing what hapend to the chief

  • 04.16.2008 9:23 AM PDT

No Fat Chicks!

Can people seriously not comprehend that this is a -blam!- ing joke?

I swear, I lose at least five IQ points every time I visit this forum.

Back to the OP though. I love that first line. R2D2 to C3PO, lol. That's how I feel about the people who are complaining also.

  • 04.16.2008 9:27 AM PDT

love it...........

  • 04.16.2008 9:31 AM PDT

That has to be one of the greatest post on the forums in a long time, thanks for killing me with laughter

  • 04.16.2008 9:37 AM PDT

Thanks... your compliments are appreciated.

  • 04.16.2008 9:42 AM PDT

OPs post is funny as hell

even better... all the dumbasses that think hes actually complaining xD

  • 04.16.2008 9:49 AM PDT

Reeeeeeeeeeeach, mmmmkay.

You are officially in my sig.....

  • 04.16.2008 9:52 AM PDT

awesome thread

  • 04.16.2008 9:53 AM PDT
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well spotted dude

  • 04.16.2008 9:54 AM PDT
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Thanks for this post! I needed it after reading the rest of the forum posts the last two days.

  • 04.16.2008 10:06 AM PDT

Posted by: BeaverNTN
And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.


It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig?

  • 04.16.2008 10:13 AM PDT
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Even the little details deserve a wall of text, apparently.

Joking, joking.


Posted by: BeaverNTN
And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.


Lockout was Forerunner. Blackout is Covenant.

Edit: Forgot my BBCode. [/roflcopter]

[Edited on 04.16.2008 12:49 PM PDT]

  • 04.16.2008 10:17 AM PDT

Posted by: baconsambj69
Posted by: BeaverNTN
And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.


It's on an oil rig idiot, you expect there to be a big floaty beam on a oil rig?


Ummm... yeah.

  • 04.16.2008 10:18 AM PDT