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Subject: Why, Bungie, why???
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If only more posts were like this one...I think I ruined my keyboard at work by spitting diet coke all over it when I read R2D2 and C3PO.

  • 04.16.2008 11:56 AM PDT
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Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose?
If you are your good at it

  • 04.16.2008 11:56 AM PDT

Vehicle crazy

Posted by: BeaverNTN
Posted by: Elit3 R3ap3r 257
Even the little details deserve a wall of text, apparently.

Joking, joking.

Posted by: BeaverNTN
And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.


Uhh, Lockout was Forerunner. Were you kidding about that?

Forerunner??? You mean like a Toyota?


_OFT~!_

Oh my lord are there really people who don;t get this is a joke? I laughed my ass off when I got to R2D2 and didn't stop the whole time. This is what I needed to help me deal with this evil little map. Now I will be thinking of this as I die a million times on blackout.

  • 04.16.2008 11:57 AM PDT
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Any time I hear a complaint on Blackout, I will direct them to this post. This is that funny.

  • 04.16.2008 12:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Leatherface Ace
that has got to be the longest and most geyest forum post on this whole website.
thank you for single handedly defying the limits of human stupidity while at the same time letting us all know you dont like girls.


Thank YOU for single-handedly butchering the English language. Somebody get this kid a spell-checker. Congrats on being the epitemy of stupidity.

  • 04.16.2008 12:05 PM PDT

Posted by: sovietkitty 101
Dude, are you like, stupid on purpose?
If you are your good at it


Stupid is as stupid does, thats what my momma always used to say.

  • 04.16.2008 12:07 PM PDT
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very well written sir, very well written.

  • 04.16.2008 12:11 PM PDT

Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto.

  • 04.16.2008 12:20 PM PDT

I love you guys.

  • 04.16.2008 12:34 PM PDT

"Teabagging is for homos"

-Frankie

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


Hmmm...odd that you called him an idiot since you spelled "more" wrong. Also, you're so damn stupid you can't tell he's joking.

  • 04.16.2008 12:37 PM PDT
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Dude.... dude.... dude...... That was -blam!- hilarious. I just read it and thought I'd give it a bump for all the people that didn't get to read it after it died.

  • 04.16.2008 12:39 PM PDT
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Best Post Ever

congradulations on winning the internet

  • 04.16.2008 12:40 PM PDT

"Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice"

I'm saving this...GENIUS!

  • 04.16.2008 12:44 PM PDT
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*Saves Thread*

Funny -blam!-.

  • 04.16.2008 12:54 PM PDT
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Awesome, but I just don't get ''C3PO''.

  • 04.16.2008 2:26 PM PDT

He was the gold guy in Star Wars

  • 04.16.2008 6:12 PM PDT

All who rise up before me shall fall, and those who do not,
will wish they had.

John I276

"Raised in blood, trained in fire, and hardened by battle; we are Spartans. And in defending humanity, we find our purpose." -Spartan Mantra (My Spartan Mantra)

Blackout is not Covenant Eltie Raptor!!!!!!!

  • 04.16.2008 6:25 PM PDT

I agree completely, the G-Unit just ruins the map.

  • 04.16.2008 6:35 PM PDT

Hahaha legendary thread. Nice dude. Laughed a few times and smiled even more.

  • 04.16.2008 6:41 PM PDT

Posted by: BeaverNTN
Ok, here are the problems I am experiencing on Blackout.

First, I can't jump from R2D2 over to C3PO anymore. Then when I do make a jump from Z28 to U2, I always end up falling back into WD40... WTF?

And why in the world would you put equipment on blackout? I stroll around the corner to pick up that big long gun that has the really powerful binoculars on it, and there is a G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously.

And whats up with the big fan thing thats like an elevator? I remember in lockout there was a magical beam of light that moved me up to the top of that platform where I used to always die because people would shoot that exploding rectangle thing from the top of that other building with the gun that shoots three bullets at a time and kinda looks like an M16, but I can't remember whats its called. Anyway, now its just a big fan. How did technology go backwards? We went from a magical beam of floaty, lifting light to just a big fan.

And there used to be a window in that one room where you can go down to pick up that power sword thing. I can't remember what that room is supposed to be, but I guess its a gymnasium since it has a basketball goal in it. Anyway, there isn't a window there anymore and that sucks because I used to be able to look out the window and see when the other team was coming in the room so that I could squat down so they don't see me on the radar and then jump out on them like a ninja with a shotgun and blast them with it. Thats probably my favorite part of Halo is hiding there and waiting for them to come in while I squat down and then shoot them with a shotgun. Its so fun. I used to do that on Guardian alot with a Mauler alot but I think my XBox is messed up because now the Maulers don't show up anymore, so maybe my disk is scratched where the Mauler data is or something. But anyway, there's no window in the gymnasium. Maybe its so the ball doesn't fly out into the ocean or whatever but could you please put it back.

Anyway, Bungie can you please fix all this stuff? Thanks.



YOU my friend get the coveted McVities Medal of Sarcasm - kudos for that refreshing rant!! And for anyone who fell for it (i'll read the replies in a mo), I will double up and cry if I read: "I never used to fall down to wd40 when jumping from u28 it sux now"

LOLOLOLOL!!! You've made the last two days of crap on this forum funny, kudos!!

  • 04.16.2008 6:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


WOW, what a moron.

  • 04.16.2008 6:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.


you win the "Most Ironic Post of The Day" medal.

now try to swallow it.

  • 04.16.2008 6:47 PM PDT

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Posted by: Jet Cold
Cry moar plz.

The technology went from Forerunner, to human. Idiot.

People on the internet are stupid these days.

Speak for yourself, dip-blam!-.

  • 04.16.2008 6:48 PM PDT

my true GT: aklanofwalruses. the funstick is a backup.

haha this is great. ily.

  • 04.16.2008 6:50 PM PDT
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"G-Unit laying there. A F-ING G-Unit Bungie. I mean seriously. "

I peed my pants reading this. Then I promised myself I wouldn't pee my pants if I read it again, but now I am going to change my underwear.

  • 04.16.2008 6:52 PM PDT