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Subject: agent404's poetry corner #3
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"THE DRUNK SIDE OF THE FORCE"

Look out! Look out!
Luke Skywalker is very Drunk
He killed Micheal Jordan while making a slam dunk
He's cutting down trees with his lightsaber
He's really starting to piss off the neighbor
With the cops he's putting up a fight
Looks like the force is with sobriety tonight

"KANGAROOS"

Wild Kangaroos are on the loose
They just kicked a canadian goose
They started to smash up the town
So some hicks decided to take them down
The hicks had fun poking the kangaroos with sticks
Until the kangaroos started punching the hicks
The hicks went down with a single swing
And screwed up the whole thing
But then a monk shot them in the head
Then they all fell dead

  • 06.18.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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wtf

  • 06.18.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: mithrandir2
wtf

Yeah that's what most people say.

  • 06.18.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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beautiful! *sniff* beautiful *sniff* did you do that all by yourself? Your a genius.....thats as beautiful as a carrier flood form on steriods dancing in a tea cozy....

  • 06.18.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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I was able to make mine ryhme better

  • 06.18.2004 9:33 PM PDT
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But Xeroh's makes more sense, not that I dislike yours. Its just that Xeroh's actually has a point to it.Yours is pretty damn funny though.

  • 06.18.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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One - Two - Three - Four

Who here is a Halo Whore?

Five - Six - Seven - Eight

Huh? Your mommies let you stay up late!!

Nine - Ten - Eleven - Twelve

Ain't this poem goin' swell?

Thirteen - Fourteen - Fifteen - Sixteen

Hey plushy Grunt - be my Queen.

17 - 18 - 19 - 20

.......everybody!!!!!!!

On November 9th Bungie'll sell a'plenty!

  • 06.18.2004 10:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ringer
One - Two - Three - Four

Who here is a Halo Whore?

Five - Six - Seven - Eight

Huh? Your mommies let you stay up late!!

Nine - Ten - Eleven - Twelve

Ain't this poem goin' swell?

Thirteen - Fourteen - Fifteen - Sixteen

Hey plushy Grunt - be my Queen.

17 - 18 - 19 - 20

.......everybody!!!!!!!

On November 9th Bungie'll sell a'plenty!


That isn't a poem it's a rhyming chant.

  • 06.18.2004 10:31 PM PDT
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Read it aloud then get back to me.

Besides, I just learned to read and write last week. So cut me some slacky, Jacky!

("slacky, jacky" does that qualify for you precious poetry corner?)

[Edited on 6/18/2004 10:40:37 PM]

  • 06.18.2004 10:39 PM PDT