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Holy Crap. King80, as an unofficial representative for the Penny Arcade forums, at which I rarely post, you suck at life.
Though, I have noticed a dramatic rise in -blam!-ness, it appears to be, as pointed out by our good friend CHeeTaH, emanating from yourself. A Decontamination Unit is well on its way - never fear, you'll soon be clear of -blam!-! Unfortunately, just like when you go into rehab and they get you off of drugs, you have to stop taking drugs - so now, you have to stop doing -blam!- things like making this thread!
Stick your head back in its hole and become John Romero's -blam!-. You're the one guy who would have 'sucked it down' for Daikatana. Damn man, next time that crazy little voice in your head tells you to do something stupid, like 'burn your face', 'eat that rock', 'post this kind of topic', or 'make your political opinions clear and informed', impale yourself on a small animal, and do the rest of us a favour. Hopefully, the terrible evil of the small animal's death you just caused will be balanced out by the tremendous good your death has caused.
If you don't enjoy the free, well designed, and amazingly wonderful forums that the Bungie Web Team has designed, then go back to your three man Bravenet forum where you compete endlessly at sucking. That's right, I don't even have to burn your mom, I just need to acknowledge that she exists and her relationship to you makes her as uncool as your knowing someone so uncool makes you. Jesus buddy, grow up and put on your pants. Dogs are not women.
Note to Moderators: I apologise for undue harshness, but with all respect intended, don't you think he deserved it? Feel free to edit out or delete if you wish, I however think that idiots like this need a stiff kick in the pants to set 'em straight. Sure, a 16-man LANfest would do that for itself, but this guy just doesn't seem to be taking the hint. :P
[Edited on 6/18/2004 11:58:49 PM]