- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: brandonje
Are you prepared for the fever?? You know what I'm talking about, The PRE FEVER of Halo 2... Stock up on your mace, and bring your friends...it will hit soon.
People, People.....I'll I've seen is NOV 9TH on these chat rooms ....are we forgetting that this is the most anticipated game off all time??? Do you actually think you are just going too walk in the mall or a walmart and not stand in a line?? Hell when just the XBOX came out there was a line in walmart about 50 people too be exact waiting for just that. The 8th is going too be just as fun as the 9th, not too mention the actual FANS who will be camped out in the parking lot all weekend.
Just watch October the talk will start, right now HALO 2 is just a faint whisper a few game magazines here, a few Xbox free handouts, but by mid October our t.v. screens and magazine racks will be filled, not with Britney Spears posing nude but by the Legend... Master Chief. October will be the begining of "HALO FEVER"...
Our bodies and lives will soon change once Nov hits...mach my words
Nov 1st will hit we will start having dreams of Halo, we will not be able too function at work, constantly day dream about what its like... We wont eat, hardly sleep.....and GASP we will actully loose weight, our girlfriends will have a great time keeping us company.... Oh how sick and twisted we are...Our Girlfriends and Wives will transform into Cortona... The fever will spread....
The days creep by........and then the weekend hits.... Oh yes you know The biggest weekend in Halo History.... The plans start too form in our minds....the fastest escape routes... We start too figure out which lines are the shortest and how can we get checked out the fastest. We stock up on Mace, call all our buddies...and set up parties for the next 3 months.... It's too much...we can't wait..
Then monday morning... we turn on the t.v. .......the screen pics of Halo 2 Flash across the screen, Interviews of bungie employee's... and even Bill Gates dawning the battle rifle on Good Morning America...The stock exchange opens by Master Chief himself in all his glory...
...then the screen flickers yet again....and the rush is on, all of the worlds News shows are focused..on the lines of millions of people waiting.....waiting...waiting...for Halo 2.
miles and miles of lines from the ghetto K-mart too the infamous Malls..people are camping, playing halo in their cars...waiting....then a news flash We got Osama!! Cheers ring out across America except....we are fixiated..stareing...the magazines...our xbox...we are drones...we ...we have too have it....The real world doesnt matter anymore, ...We must Play.........must Play...H2....Must...Play.....time starts ticking down.... People are getting ancy, tired from waiting....8p.m. 9p.m....10p.m...11.pm....12.
NOV 9TH... HELL....
Fights break out, people getting mugged in the parking lot EBAY HALO 2 $100 BUCKS and higher Higher....Police are called in..... Riot gear in all....we go home...We cant sleep we have too see what it looks like........we take it out drool.....stare.....put it in...turn our xbox on.....and...we are Gone.
10 Million copies will sell......3 million relationships will end.....1 Million jobs will be lost...5 million pounds of Taco bell, MCD's and Junk food will be consumed..... But HALO 2 will live on....God Bless America and if you terrorists Bomb Bungie.....before the release..
"YOU ALL GONNA DIE"
"filthy infadels."
(It's sad but true) Peace out.
Lone Wolf~
Good post
And yea, I'll definitely be getting some Xbox related stock in the near future :)