- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Casey
Well, good thing I'm in a different prison. I'm too gullible.
I also am a klutz and drop the soap a lot.
It's like taking off your pants and running backwards through a cornfield.
(ten dollars in happy magic fun money to whoever can guess the movie)
Veteran Prisoner: Hey buddy I dropped my soap, mind if you pick it up?
New Prisoner: Sure, my name is John.
Veteran Prisoner: Just pick up the soap..
Minutes Later: Oh yeah fresh meat. Pump away.