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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update: 4/18/08
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Hey, i have a suggestion. Give everyone recon. Then you wont F*&%#$ hear it anymore.

  • 04.18.2008 5:24 PM PDT
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Hey, i have a suggestion. Give everyone recon. Then you wont ever get asked again. Make sense?

  • 04.18.2008 5:25 PM PDT
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Yo, um, Sketch. SInce complimenting your figure wont earn you Recon, will insulting it? Not going to but I figured it might be a funny question. Oh and to add one more thing to the list.

Insulting Bungie and/or it's employee's.

  • 04.18.2008 5:26 PM PDT
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I'm actually you Shishka, turns out I'm your doppleganger. Also, I'd hate to break it, but you're the evil half. =/ I didn't want to have to let you know this way...but it felt like the time was right. If you could hand over that flaming Security (Marathon) helmet I saw you with when I was in game with you, so I could bring justice to evil corruption, that'd be great. Also, I had a dog...he died, and well....he was really sick..and when he would vomit, it looked just like the recon helmet (imagine that!) so in his honor, you should share these pixels, because I know what my (insert your favourite type of dog here) would want because he was greatly into Halo 3.

Sincerely,

Your doppleganger, LeviXLush (my codename, since Shishka was taken by you first!)

Oh yeah, Ghost Town = best.

  • 04.18.2008 5:28 PM PDT
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Awsome update guys loved every artucle , stick it to em ....dang recon junkies

  • 04.18.2008 5:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: xivelx
I'm actually you Shishka, turns out I'm your doppleganger. Also, I'd hate to break it, but you're the evil half. =/ I didn't want to have to let you know this way...but it felt like the time was right. If you could hand over that flaming Security (Marathon) helmet I saw you with when I was in game with you, so I could bring justice to evil corruption, that'd be great. Also, I had a dog...he died, and well....he was really sick..and when he would vomit, it looked just like the recon helmet (imagine that!) so in his honor, you should share these pixels, because I know what my (insert your favourite type of dog here) would want because he was greatly into Halo 3.

Sincerely,

Your doppleganger, LeviXLush (my codename, since Shishka was taken by you first!)

Oh yeah, Ghost Town = best.


WoW lol u made my day

  • 04.18.2008 5:30 PM PDT
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Bored out of my mind.

Awesome story. I want "Stoshout".

  • 04.18.2008 5:31 PM PDT
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lol nice list post haha heres what it really says... Asking a Bungie Employee over XBL or Bungie.Net

· Asking on the forums

· Asking AT ALL

· Repeating exactly or closely what previous people have done to get Recon

· Lying

· Cheating

· Complimenting my figure

definately 1 up on the complimenting my figure joke good job oh...why do people like recon??? its so...cliche...or more or less....kinda coool...but kinda not the best looking armor..idk w/e i guess everyones entitled to their own opinion ah... well time to go later peeps!

  • 04.18.2008 5:33 PM PDT

Short and sweet update. Sounds like Luke greatly enjoyed MLG Meadowlands. I like the Sketch and Shishka combo updates. I am excited the Legendary Map Pack DLC is finally in my grasp. Snow in the Pacific Northwest woot! It be snowing right now in April, I don't get it.

The screenshot used for the weekly update is awesome.

[Edited on 04.18.2008 5:38 PM PDT]

  • 04.18.2008 5:35 PM PDT

If you are reading this you are probably bored out of your mind.

Posted by: SketchFactor

And that's a wrap. Sorry, no funny pics today. See, I warned you that you'd be better off spending your time playing the new Halo 3 maps!


Aw no funny pictures :(

Don't worry I have a funny Picture!

Rambo Shishka- Rambo now has MOAR SHISHKA

Click for more funny Shishka pictures

Great update by the way!

[Edited on 04.18.2008 5:38 PM PDT]

  • 04.18.2008 5:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: ilovetotinos
Silly kids. Recon is for smart people.
your not hasing recon

  • 04.18.2008 5:38 PM PDT
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So asking for Recon is a way to ensure that you DON'T get it.
Okay, but didn't you give Recon to a certain machinima maker who sent an email in one of his videos about an Elite 'n' a Spartan? What was his name? Something like Virtual T3rror?
I think that was a bad move. He should have been made an example of, instead of an exception.

  • 04.18.2008 5:39 PM PDT

Relax, its a game.

the guy that needed to say those things for recon better keep his head on a swivel cuz there is a ninja named Karma looking for his ass, and when he catches up with him, it wont be pretty.

[Edited on 04.18.2008 5:43 PM PDT]

  • 04.18.2008 5:40 PM PDT
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Finding new and crazy ways to kill since 2002.

Bravo to your idea on the recon armor. FAR too many things these days have a price tag on them.

  • 04.18.2008 5:41 PM PDT
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iDon't need an app to make fart noises. There's an ass for that.

Even though you said this really wasn't a good update, I thought it was. The MLG didn't really interest me, but the ending did. Hopefully this calms down the threads with all the SPAM.

  • 04.18.2008 5:44 PM PDT

Dont make me take off my belt!
It was my idea for the "New Teabag" of punching someone in the head with the armor lock.

i cant believe people go to so much trouble for game armor, i mean why does a GIRL want a special armor permutation, and who could be so sick as to say that a member of their own family died, i think that kind of person needs to have a virus sent to them with xbox live that gives them recon until they go online, then it red rings their console [yes... i have a dark side >:)]

  • 04.18.2008 5:44 PM PDT

-S

Posted by: AGDTinMan
If you have "Lying" on the list of things that won't get one recon, "Complimenting your figure" is redundant.


Your mother.

  • 04.18.2008 5:45 PM PDT
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Bungie, the new maps are sweet! Every time I play Avalanche I have a "Holy crap that was just like a movie!!!" moment. Keep up the great work!
Also guys check out my variant of Avalanche called "Snowblind" on my share.
Any suggestions to make it better are welcome. It's still a work in progress.

  • 04.18.2008 5:46 PM PDT
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WOW I always that is a comback to anything...

Your Mother

  • 04.18.2008 5:46 PM PDT

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My YouTube Channel
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Dont get too wrapped up in the Internet. It's already forgotten about you.

It's a good update even though you didn't really give us too much new deliciousness.

With that being said, I'd like to say that I'm really enjoying the new maps, as I was outspoken on the subject of SWAT and not buying them.

I'm still let down a bit by Blackout, however, taking it as a brand new map and not comparing it to Lockout, I think it's a pretty decent map.

The real surprise for me however was Ghost Town.

Enjoy the weekend, punks!

  • 04.18.2008 5:49 PM PDT

<3 Forky

The "Complimenting my figure" part of the update gave me quite a chuckle.

  • 04.18.2008 5:55 PM PDT
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I await.

Posted by: CPTscouts
i can't believe that someone would actually do that for Recon, really sad


Not just sad....disturbed.

  • 04.18.2008 5:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Reachtard
Did someone call for me?

question though: there were prizes given for grifball weekend (the first one) and prizes were to be given out for swat. Did that happen or was it done secretly?

  • 04.18.2008 6:00 PM PDT
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that guy who sent those letters was really messed up how can u lie about something like tht now tht's really sick.

  • 04.18.2008 6:01 PM PDT

Can I has...(reads update)...never mind.

Thanks for the update.

Lol, nice comeback Shiska, Your mother...

  • 04.18.2008 6:09 PM PDT