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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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OK- Here's how you fight in the Laser War.
Basically, you just say your name and your action, like this"Yourname sees Excommunicado dive behind the trash can and he quickly fires three laser bolts in his direction, [color=red] PSOW PSOW PSOW!) [/color]
A lot of it is macrocostic instead of from a first person view. Fight however you wish. Just remember I will win in the end.

Excommunicado cunningly and stealthily dives behind a trash can so that he can obscure himself from the onslaught yet to come.



[Edited on 6/23/2004 1:43:07 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 10:12 AM PDT
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Major Pain sees some dude cowering in a trash dumpster looking at him
says to himself"Am I that ugly?".

  • 06.19.2004 10:16 AM PDT
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Luckily, Excommunicado's mind tricks worked on Major Pain, and in his confusion, Excommunicado jumps out from behind his cover and [color=red]PSOW PSOW PSOW[/color], annhilates Major Pain! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • 06.19.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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Half Lemming sees the thread, places the lazer gun in his mouth, pulls trigger and [color=red]PSOW![/color]

[Edited on 6/19/2004 10:39:30 AM]

  • 06.19.2004 10:29 AM PDT

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Cannon 117 walks in with a Havok tactical nuke and sends everyone straight to hell.

  • 06.19.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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Knives1288 crys in the corner like a little girl

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jharbst laughs at Knives crying like a little girl, and then pees on his face. And then laughs some more.

  • 06.19.2004 11:18 AM PDT
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McSpaanky runs and trips on a rock.

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Canadian follows in CANNONS footsteps and drives in a warthog with a nuke strapped to the bottom, and kills everyone.

  • 06.19.2004 11:21 AM PDT
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byrum watches from the space station and thinks, "Yes, perfect, my evil plan is coming together just as I ...evilly...planned."

[Edited on 6/19/2004 11:58:56 AM]

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Foxfire runs into the open, throws a plasma grenade into the air, then catches it, yelling "I win!" Before it blows up

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byrum thinks, "Yes, that's just what I expected from a nincompoop like Foxfire Elite."

  • 06.19.2004 2:19 PM PDT

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Cannon 117 pulls a Sergeant Johnson and comes back from the dead. Now he is a lean, mean, killing machine with a machete. He then goes Jason X on Byrum's evil twin brother and kills him on the space station, but not before the space station fires a Particle Cannon at earth, Destroying all of humanity except for one man, and one woman. And they're both -blam!-. Byrum goes to Mcdonalds.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 2:28:48 PM]

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byrum thinks, "Yes, that's just what I expected from a nincompoop like Foxfire Elite."


That's not very nice, but your plan seems to be working, whatever it is, so I'm not complaining...

...Or not...

...Or maybe it is...

[Edited on 6/19/2004 2:27:37 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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byrum's personal space station is unreachable at this time, please hang up and try again.

(i.e.: I'm not dead, rewrite your last post Cannon.[except the particle cannon, I liked that. want to be my evil partner in evil crime...evil...?])

[Edited on 6/19/2004 2:29:24 PM]

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Posted by: Foxfire Elite
byrum thinks, "Yes, that's just what I expected from a nincompoop like Foxfire Elite."


That's not very nice, but your plan seems to be working, whatever it is, so I'm not complaining...

...Or not...

...Or maybe it is...


Oh, trust me, it's working.

  • 06.19.2004 2:30 PM PDT

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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: byrum
byrum's personal space station is unreachable at this time, please hang up and try again.

(i.e.: I'm not dead, rewrite your last post Cannon.[except the particle cannon, I liked that. want to be my evil partner in evil crime...evil...?])


Yay for the evilness!

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so, you'll be my evil partner in evil crime?! oh, goody. This should be fun.

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Foxfire somehow gets up, grabs some popcorn and a can of surplus soda and watches the evil plan do... whatever it's sopposed to be doing...

  • 06.19.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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hey, where the hell is my evil partner?...goddamnit!...he ran off again... got to give him his ritlin...

  • 06.19.2004 2:39 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Right here. Just sharpening the machete.

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Posted by: Foxfire Elite
Foxfire somehow gets up, grabs some popcorn and a can of surplus soda and watches the evil plan do... whatever it's sopposed to be doing...


I thought you were dead...

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Posted by: CANNON 117
Right here. Just sharpening the machete.


oh, shwew... good, I thought you left...

  • 06.19.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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MasterofStuff comes in does what he's best at, doing stuff!

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Posted by: MasterofStuff
MasterofStuff comes in does what he's best at, doing stuff!


...really...tell me more...so exciting, can't handle it....nooooooooooooo!...

  • 06.19.2004 2:49 PM PDT