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The ultimate weapon is so ultimate, that no one can ever touch it. It kills everyone who touches it. It happens to be the hot babe that Master Shake was about to fondle.

  • 06.19.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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" Many shall flee in my presance, but some will not, I will smite those who don't run in terror."

  • 06.19.2004 6:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: Spartan 096
" Many shall flee in my presance, but some will not, I will smite those who don't run in terror."


You're being vain again, aren't you?

  • 06.19.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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Strong words...

  • 06.19.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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While Master Shake is in France it is invaded by Germany....with lots of Grunts that like cheese and fine wine.

  • 06.19.2004 6:51 PM PDT

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The Grunts get drunk on the wine and eventually start flashing everybody they see (with their teeth, not the other thing) and climb the Eiffel Tower.

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Posted by: CANNON 117
The ultimate weapon is so ultimate, that no one can ever touch it. It kills everyone who touches it. It happens to be the hot babe that Master Shake was about to fondle.


Yet DrummDragon see's the hot babe and takes her on a date....because of that he doesn't die...hahaha!

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Posted by: CANNON 117
The ultimate weapon is so ultimate, that no one can ever touch it. It kills everyone who touches it. It happens to be the hot babe that Master Shake was about to fondle.


NOOO!!! WHY??!?!?!?


Now the world mourns the loss of Hillary Duff.....

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Posted by: DrummDragon
Posted by: CANNON 117
The ultimate weapon is so ultimate, that no one can ever touch it. It kills everyone who touches it. It happens to be the hot babe that Master Shake was about to fondle.


Yet DrummDragon see's the hot babe and takes her on a date....because of that he doesn't die...hahaha!


HE DOESNT DIE!?!?!??!?!?



HA HA, you're -blam!-!!!

  • 06.19.2004 6:54 PM PDT

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The ships under Cannon's command fire off a 21 gun salute and cry tears of sorrow... And then they party. For no reason at all...

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Posted by: CANNON 117
The ships under Cannon's command fire off a 21 gun salute and cry tears of sorrow... And then they party. For no reason at all...

Spartan-096 spikes the lemonade and they all get drunk and she gives one a tactical nuke and they ...

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"today we mourn hilary duff...the hottest of the hot...whose rack amused us all throughout the years...especially when she had a threesome with Lindsay Lohane and Mary-Kate Olson in the year 2009...*cough Paris Hitlon cough*"

[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:58:20 PM]

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I never said DrummDragon touched her......

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blow themselves up.

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Posted by: CANNON 117
The ships under Cannon's command fire off a 21 gun salute and cry tears of sorrow... And then they party. For no reason at all...


Yet the cannons were stuffed with cheese so all but 7 ships were destroued.

  • 06.19.2004 6:59 PM PDT

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Luckily there were three thousand more ships ready for deployment near the Space Station.

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Where as the engies failed on 6, and only one was left...which was tehn swallowed by a wormhole and never seen again.

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Spartan-096 realizes Cannon's superiority.

  • 06.19.2004 7:03 PM PDT

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Cannon's forces call a for a peace treaty with Spartan 096.

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Luckily cannon's 2 thousand ships were all the the size of hotwheels. The rest were regular size.

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Spartan-096 waits...and accepts.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:06:24 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 7:05 PM PDT

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Cannon fire's the Particle beam at Drumm Dragon, but misses and hits Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan.

  • 06.19.2004 7:07 PM PDT
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YOU BASTARD!!!!


NOOO!!!

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Posted by: Master Shake
YOU BASTARD!!!!


NOOO!!!

HA!!

  • 06.19.2004 7:13 PM PDT

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Drumm Dragon was holding them hostage. I had a shot, I took it. He moved.

  • 06.19.2004 7:14 PM PDT