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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DrummDragon then turns into the hulk in his rage and destroys all of cannons particle beams with...dodge balls and a new shotgun.

  • 06.19.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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what do you have against people with nice chests? seriously?

Why must you keep killing Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hitlon and Hillary Duff!!!

The only ones left are The Olsen Twins!!!!

*sounds of explosions*

...


  • 06.19.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Drumm Dragon was holding them hostage. I had a shot, I took it. He moved.

How can he move at the speed of light?

  • 06.19.2004 7:16 PM PDT

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One twin is eliminated by a ricocheting dodge ball. The other is perfectly fine.

  • 06.19.2004 7:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: CANNON 117
Drumm Dragon was holding them hostage. I had a shot, I took it. He moved.

How can he move at the speed of light?



It was a slow firing shot. Didn't have enough charge for the fast one.

  • 06.19.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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oh good

one more twin left for me to fu- *BOOOM!!!*


never mind

  • 06.19.2004 7:19 PM PDT
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*rolls eyes and hisses and then runs to dark corner*

  • 06.19.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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*flashes flashlight into dark corner*


*sounds of hissing and rolling eyes*

  • 06.19.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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magically MasterofStuff is revived and is back to his potato chip eating ways, more powerful than ever.

  • 06.19.2004 7:24 PM PDT

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Seven, Five man Marine Fire teams move in. Ten marines are killed quickly. The rest manage to take down Spartan 096, with lots of hissing and rolling eyes involved.

  • 06.19.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Shake
*flashes flashlight into dark corner*


*sounds of hissing and rolling eyes*

The hissing grows louder as he approaches me in my special corner, and I spring at him and rip his arm off and chew on it. " That is what you deserve, let that be a warning to others that think it is daring to enter my corner."

  • 06.19.2004 7:27 PM PDT

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Marines now move in and destroy every single bag of potato chips in the world. Masterofstuff cowers in his corner, enjoying the world's last potato chip.

  • 06.19.2004 7:28 PM PDT
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which is then swallowed by Micheal Moores incredibly FAT ASS!!!!

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:29:41 PM]

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Cannon, you have been warned, * the hissing again grows louder and she rips all the marines arms off.*
Let that be the second warning I have to give out.

  • 06.19.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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*wips out gun and shoots marines severed arm*

There the nightmare is over finally....

*marine wispers in Master Shakes ear*

What? the arm didnt rip those people arms off? oh well...

  • 06.19.2004 7:32 PM PDT

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Seventy three Spartans move in with chainguns and shotguns. Grunts throw grenades into the room first. Not sure if its dead yet... *screeching, hissing, ripping of arms off, hissing, and a spartan gets in a lucky shot.*

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OUCH!!!

*master shake rubs burned rump*

Damn grunt shot me in the ass!!!

  • 06.19.2004 7:34 PM PDT
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Mooman1014 grabs the cow nearest to him and runs into the fray screaming "FEAR ME -blam!-!!!". then he trips. and dies.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:35:47 PM]

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Posted by: CANNON 117
Seventy three Spartans move in with chainguns and shotguns. Grunts throw grenades into the room first. Not sure if its dead yet... *screeching, hissing, ripping of arms off, hissing, and a spartan gets in a lucky shot.*

Spartan-096 gets out alive and runs to her second secret corner,hissing.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:37:02 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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*moon mans cow gos flying in master shake*

What the hell? Did i just get laid?

  • 06.19.2004 7:36 PM PDT

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Second secret corner was occupied by masterofstuff. Pain...

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DrummDragon finds second corner and moves in with shotgun...and fake arms.

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Posted by: CANNON 117
Second secret corner was occupied by masterofstuff. Pain...

Spartan-096 kills them and hides,hissing along the way. She pulls the Matrix as DrummDragon fires his shotgun. She rips off his fake arms and real arms and chews.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:39:39 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 7:37 PM PDT

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Elites are on stand by to kill whoever survives between Drumm and Spartan.

  • 06.19.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Shake
*moon mans cow gos flying in master shake*

What the hell? Did i just get laid?


HOW MANY TIMES... you know what? never mind. *grabs bazooka*. "Run little piggy."

  • 06.19.2004 7:40 PM PDT